Golden Drunk Texts To Enjoy While Reminiscing About The Weekend

Getting sh*t-faced over the weekend is one of our favorite pastimes, other than watching bad reality TV and sleeping in. But please don't let us near our phones while we're in the midst of our drinking escapades! We're bound to send something out that we greatly regret. The drinkers of Twitter know this type of mortification all too well, and they tweeted about their experiences, which should serve as a cautionary tale to all the hot messes out there. But hey, let's make something clear, we are all hot messes sometimes. It's crucial to be a hot mess at some point or else are you really living life? We're not really sure, to be honest. You must enjoy the messy moments or at least laugh at them.

If you're planning on drinking this weekend, have a good friend hold onto your phone for you. You'll be grateful for this tip the morning after. 

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