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    World - The Block Panther @DeleMage Bruises from all the times y'all said he wasn't a planet. New Scientist @newscientist · 1d New Scientist Pluto is covered in huge red patches and we don't know what they are bit.ly/3ddvsHs 6:57 PM · 2021-06-27 · Twitter for iPhone 17.2K Retweets 203 Quote Tweets 102K Likes
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    Organism - MOON BOY LUNO* #BLM ... @BerlunoJupiter When you carry all the grocery bags in one trip 12:37 PM · 2021-06-28 · Twitter for iPhone 5,115 Retweets 486 Quote Tweets 27.4K Likes
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    Human body - bị @sunsaintly good morning people can see me. and not how i can see myself in the mirror. they can SEE ME see me. like 360 view of my body from their perspective. at different distances and angles and times. everybody can see my physical form and make judgements and form opinions about it freely in their own minds. everyday. multiple times a day. 9:38 AM · 2021-06-27 · Twitter for iPhone 2,681 Retweets 341 Quote Tweets 15K Likes
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    Organism - charlie @chunkbardey when someone loses something i like to ask helpful questions like "where did you last see it?" and "where did you put it?" and "where is it?" 7:19 PM · 2021-06-28 · Twitter for iPhone 129 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 1,339 Likes
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    Smile - Austin @adoptedhighway pleading insanity to get out of a $14.00 parking ticket 9:50 PM · 2021-06-09 · Twitter for iPhone 13.8K Retweets 430 Quote Tweets 19OK Likes
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    Font - Emma Berquist @eeberquist i think part of the problem with raising the minimum wage is half our politicians were born in the 1940s and stil think rent is $71 a month 10:52 AM · 2021-06-28 · Twitter for iPhone 9,369 Retweets 282 Quote Tweets 97.6K Likes
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    Font - venus @THECOOLISSUE living in your parent's house is free bc you pay with your soul 1:24 AM · 2021-06-28 · Twitter for iPhone 29K Retweets 1,669 Quote Tweets 160K Likes
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    Black - Siobhan Thompson, mysterious Euro... @vornietom ... What if they free Britney and she immediately releases a ska album. What then 11:43 PM · 2021-06-28 · Twitter for iPhone 414 Retweets 94 Quote Tweets 6,760 Likes
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    Organism - i'm every woman @OkButStill when a guy at your work dies ll his PTO flies out of him like sonic rings 12:09 PM · 2021-06-28 · Twitter Web App 1,529 Retweets 28 Quote Tweets 11.8K Likes
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    Human - p.e. moskowitz @_pem_pem i've been so distracted by the pandemic i forgot that when this is all over we'll all die from global warming lol 5:37 PM · 2021-06-28 · Twitter Web App 597 Retweets 18 Quote Tweets 6,455 Likes
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    Vehicle - ##_saint 0 @Slim_jayray Them: "Been together 6 years and still going" Them going: 2020 us jali UX SO. CHOP 12:14 PM · 2021-06-28 · Twitter for Android 21.8K Retweets 2,851 Quote Tweets 123K Likes
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    Organism - Broccoli Rob @buttholerob The United States is just 50 regular size countries in a trench coat 4:54 AM · 2021-06-29 · Twitter for iPhone 63 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 197 Likes
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    World - tall spice @bigbodybae Jerry Springer really had a segment at the end where he just let the audience flame the guests. 3:47 PM · 2021-06-28 · Twitter for iPhone 11.1K Retweets 1,391 Quote Tweets 66K Likes
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    Font - James @CaucasianJames did einstein have air conditioning or was he just doing equations with swamp ass all day 1:14 AM · 2021-06-29 · Twitter for iPhone 2,690 Retweets 38 Quote Tweets 48.5K Likes
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    Font - taming fred savage @FredTaming me: do you take walk-ins dude at the crematorium: what 4:18 PM · 2021-06-25 · Twitter Web App 1,064 Retweets 17 Quote Tweets 7,210 Likes
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    Human - MONA @RealMona_ *serious situation* My brain: Laugh 9:11 AM · 2021-06-29 · Twitter for Android 9,274 Retweets 374 Quote Tweets 27.5K Likes
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    Watch - @TeezySooSkep Nobody: Me: Would you look at the time 12 4:38 PM · 2021-06-28 · Twitter for iPhone 16.5K Retweets 1,597 Quote Tweets 84.6K Likes
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    Waist - sydnèy @sydrq · 1d I need to clear my eyes ordure @ordurebizarree · 2d NINTENDO O 565 27 11.9K 76K
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    Organism - Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt Wikiwikiwikipedia is where I go to learn about DJs. 9:48 AM · 2021-02-06 · Twitter for iPhone 360 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 1,533 Likes
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    Human - 4:44 @xocvbox Idk who needs to hear this, but take a day off from being the bigger person and choose violence. 8:54 AM · 2021-06-26 · Twitter for iPhone 12.1K Retweets 1,557 Quote Tweets 44K Likes
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    Gesture - mariya foxter @grl_fieri the guillotine is the original french press 4:55 PM · 2021-06-27 · Twitter for iPhone 558 Retweets 13 Quote Tweets 4,838 Likes
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    Font - actually it's good @yungchomsky ... before cold brew: tired after cold brew: tired, insane 7:12 PM · 2021-06-27 · Twitter for iPhone 553 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 5,828 Likes
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    Organism - Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser I was hired to write a song for the new Fast and Furious movie but I got fired after I sent in "Just the Two of Us" with the words changed to "fast and furious." 8:32 PM · 2021-06-27 · Twitter for iPhone 88 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 779 Likes
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    Font - *+ a supervillain origin story+ @geniusbeee i cant stop laughing at this kdgfhgkf Anonymous asked: Your sims house is very decadent for someone who hates the rich. 1:57 AM · 2021-06-27 · Twitter Web App 6,891 Retweets 234 Quote Tweets 60.9K Likes
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    Organism - caitie delaney @caitiedelaney A note to filmmakers, please do not make your movies so dark that I have to see the terrible expressionless reflection of my big dumb head in the screen for half of it 4:34 PM · 2021-06-28 · Twitter for iPhone 67 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 1,462 Likes
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    Organism - S cor y @coolmathgame_ controversial opinion but i think they should put moving barriers on the highway that you have to navigate your way through... and some ramps that give u a boost in speed when u drive over them. perhaps even some boxes that if you crash into give you some sort of special ability 3:12 PM · 2021-06-28 · Twitter for iPhone 58 Retweets 470 Likes
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    Font - Ron Iver @ronnui_ Age 20: -Can drink as much as you want without getting a hangover Age 25: -You need friends to remind you to hydrate while drinking so you don't get a hangover Age 30: -You need friends to remind you to hydrate even if you're not drinking so you don't get a hangover 3:51 PM · 2021-06-28 · Twitter for Android 93 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 1,190 Likes
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    Font - Wenzler Powers @WenzlerPowers We need new ghosts. I'm sick of this "little victorian girl skipping rope in the attic" shit. I wanna see a ghost in Keds throwing a controller at the wall cause he can't beat Duck Hunt 11:47 AM · 2021-06-28 · Twitter Web App 199 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 1,494 Likes
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    Font - jon drake @DrakeGatsby Going to therapy - Expensive - Hard work - Have to talk to a person Saying "Okie dokie, artichokie" - Free - - Requires zero self-reflection - Eventually people will stop trying to talk to you entirely 11:45 AM · 2021-06-28 · Twitter for iPhone 1,268 Retweets 29 Quote Tweets 9,114 Likes

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