Karen Advises Entitled Customer To Sue Her Local Grocery Store

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Jul 7, 2021 7:00 PM EDT

Welcome back to another week of fire advice from our resident Karen. This woman knows exactly what she wants, and exactly what she needs to do to achieve it. Lucky for you, she's opened her heart to dishing out advice on a weekly basis so that you could live your best life too. This week, she takes on how to handle a ruffian at the grocery store, how to get the bagel that you're entitled to, and finally, how to get a years' worth of free poke bowls. Scroll down for her words of wisdom. 

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  • 01
    Font - Dear Karen.. I was just minding my own business at the grocery store when a little brat hit me in the leg with his scooter. He apologized to me, but that made no difference to my severely damaged leg. What a clumsy, disgraceful child. Thoughts?, "Distresssed at Market
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    Purple - Dear Distressed at Market, Where were this child's 88 parents? Kids these days have no clue about how to act in public spaces. Good for you for disciplining this young man and improving the future of the next generation...
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    Font - However, someone must be held responsible for damaging your leg. Because it happened on grocery store property, the 88 grocery store should be held accountable for the damage caused to you. Head straight to the manager and threaten to sue then and there. - Karen
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    Eyelash - Dear Karen.. The local bagel store claimed to be giving out one free bagel if you've been vaccinated. I tried to get a bagel for me and my husband while he was at work, but they said he had to be physically present in order to get a free bagel. What a farce of a business! What should I have done? - Bagel Boss
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    Font - Dear Bagel Boss, Businesses shouldn't promise things if they can't guarantee that those promises will come true. I'm assuming you were speaking to an incompetent employee who didn't know what in the world he was 88 talking about. Go back and ask to speak to the manager...
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    Organism - If the manager says the same thing, that's when you have 88 to show them who the real bagel boss around here is. Grab the extra bagel and storm out of there. Be sure to leave a scathing review on their Facebook page about how bad their bagels are, too. - Karen
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    Vision care - Dear Karen.. I ordered a poke bowl on Uber Eats and was appalled to discover that they only put 5 pieces of pineapple instead of 6. When I called to ask for a refund, they said that wasn't possible but that they would deliver a new one with the correct amount of pineapple. Don't they know they need to meet the customer's - Poke Passion demands?
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    Organism - Dear Poke Passion, Sadly, some restaurants don't know anything about delivering proper customer service, and we're the ones who have to show them the way. You should have rejected their offer to deliver a new poke bowl...
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    Facial expression - and stepped up your demands instead. Rather than just asking for a refund, you should have also asked to receive free poke bowls 88 for a year given the state of distress they put you in. After all, it's the least they could do. - Karen
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    Purple - /// Any burning personal questions you would love to ask Karen? Email us at dearkaren.cheezcakeegmail.com A CHEEZCAKE FEATURE
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