Brilliant Moves of Highly Variable Effectiveness

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    Smile - "Let me out!': Dead man pranks funeral-goers with prerecorded message
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    Recipe - O catchymemes McDonald's loses EU trademark battle over the Big Mac. Burger King starts trolling them. NOT BIG MAC'S BIG MAC-ISH BUT FLAME- GRILLED OF COURSE LIKE A BIG MAC BUT ACTUALLY BIG BURGER BIG MAC WISHED IT WAS 89 93M ANYTHING BUT A BIG MAC OE LIKE A BIG MAC,
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    Snake - Cobra Bites Man, Man Bites Back and Kills Cobra John Farrier • Thursday, August 23, 2012 at 8:00 PM 1
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    Product - On sale on Amazon, $39.99 Oh my gosh e someone needs to cancel your amazon prime account, your getting out of hand Delivered That comment kind of stings, but l'm not hurt. Know why? I got me a bee suit
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    Font - Can you write a whole paragraph without the letter A? I wouldn't recommend it. Honestly, your sentences will just sound wrong. Everyone will notice you're doing something different. Your writing won't flow smoothly. You'll use weird words. It's not worth the effort involved in spending time online looking up tons of synonyms which don't feel right, just to produce weird, stilted prose. You'd be better off giving up, to be honest.
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    Product - Woman Orders iPhone 7 Online, Receives iPhone 3, iPhone 4 and Yu-Gi-Oh Fusion Card Instead SEPTEMBER 27, 2016 - 1 MIN READ iPhone 4 iPhone 3
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    Photograph - Zoo's Visitor Sees Monkey Sharpening A Rock, Later It Uses It To Shatter Its Glass Enclosure Outstanding move
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    Joint - jade @BacklineNurse in college we named our intramural softball team "NO GAME SCHEDULED" because if the other team didn't show up they lost their league deposit and forfeited. it worked several times. everyone hated us and nothing as cool as that has happened to me since. .. BEE .. ... ...
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    Product - Ferdanko @623fer There's a mattress store that gives you a mattress for your dog when you buy a normal one. >
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    Organism - In 1945, a group of Soviet school children presented a US Ambassador with a carved US Seal as a gesture of friendship. It hung in his office for seven years before discovering it contained a listening device.
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    Billboard - I'm ME, Not MEAT. See the Individual. Go Vegan. PCTA CHRHANNE Mariland OKAY, NOW I'M MEAT. SEE THE INDIVIDUAL. PUT OLD BAY ON IT. AURI HANNEI OLD BAY
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    Head - WE USED TO TEASE NEAL BECAUSE HE HAD GLASSES. ONCE WE TOOK THEM FROM HIM, BUT THEN HE STARTED TO TEASE US BECAUSE NOW WE HAD GLASSES.
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    Fashion - 8 Isaac Haxton @ikepoker Woman in front of me at airport security has a bottle of frozen water. They want to take it. She says it's not a liquid. 00
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    Joint - his Man sent home from work for wearing shorts in over 30°C heat comes back in a dress
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    Smile - Teacher: Did you do your homework? Student: Did you grade my test? Teacher:I have other students tests to grade. Student:I have other teachers homework to do.
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    Automotive parking light - TEXAS Voadhouse joke @squidslippers back in high school this one kid and i hated each other and one day he randomly gave me a $25 gift card to texas roadhouse. i was like... wow ok maybe you're not so bad. i go to texas roadhouse and eat a $25 meal only to find out he put $1 on the card and wrote $25 on it.
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    Font - * Pinned Tweet lan Sausage @stephenjmolloy 3/11/18 Me: What's the wifi password? Barman: You need to buy a drink first. Me: Okay, I'll have a coke. Barman: Is Pepsi okay? Me: Sure. How much is that? Barman: £3. Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password? Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.
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    Vertebrate - Applause - I'm a genie, I offer you 3 wishes - Make it 4 -Granted, you have 3 left
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    Hair - Do you like anyone? yeah, you Um, I have a bf yeah, you?* Delivered Ohh haha
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    Hair - Stephanie @Plurprincess 1 Pretended to add my number into this obnoxious guy's phone. All I did was edit his mom's contact. Hope she booty calls. likes
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    Output device - METRO WEIRD School bans bags so boy turns up carrying books in a microwave
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    Cat - bidoof apologist @gaybabyjail she usually sits on top of the fish tank to misbehave but I put a lemon on top and she doesnt know what to do
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    Handwriting - Buy ONE Burger for the price of TWO and recieve a SECOND ģ burger ABSOLUTELY -FREE-
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    Product - brn atrl te that degree Irith ull the right peieidoges and rmipu:nislalities thereunte f Taylor Yesterday at 3:35 PM · O Them: Your degree won't keep you warm at night Me: Oh aight Philadelpata PCOM Georgia School of Pharmacy eit kneen thnt Taylor Reed Bailey che repii renseuts fo r the dryree of Doctor of Pharmacy has the eal ofthe und the dynhires autherized ley the Beard sf Truitees are h Giren in the Crunty of Gwinnett in the hate of Georgia.
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    Jeans - Sy @Syrrruh Told this guy I only date people 6 feet or up and he sent me this

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