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Psycho Roommates That Make Us Want To Live Alone Forever

Roommates seem like a good idea in theory. For example, they help pay the bills and the rent, plus they provide human interaction on a daily basis. Many roommates out there are so pure and amazing, but there are a select few that seem to have emerged directly from the depths of hell. Because Twitter is all about documenting the shitty things in life, the people of Twitter are all over posting about their worst roommate  experiences. Let the following tweets serve as cautionary tales to all of you next time you're picking out future roommates. 

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    Font - Gadget - Ash @ash_ketchum37 This weeks' edition of my bf's psycho roommate: Yesterday 8:44 AM going forward if you aren't at the house Ashley can't be here. So if you leave for work she needs to leave too iMessage Pay 7:39 PM · Oct 6, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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    The roommate expects the BF to babysit his GF all hours of the day. Interesting. 


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    Font - Font - • Daddy DeVito • @Espresshoe_ ... It's crazy to think just a few years ago I was dealing with a psycho obsessed ex roommate who assaulted me and a professor threatening to fail me right before graduation 5:49 AM · Jul 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    We're so glad you bounced back from what was surely a shitty semester, girl. Keep on fighting that good fight. 


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    Font - kristen ... @Kristen_Jane Reminiscing on the days my psycho college dorm roommate moved out of my dorm but not before she threw all my video games on the ground and flushed my fish spanky down the toilet when I was gone 7:03 PM · Jul 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - anja @anjaprien 1 rt and i'll fight my sisters psycho roommate for her 9:14 PM · Nov 27, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Font - marketing director at antifa @knapp_sack ... Remember three years ago when my psycho roommate hit me in the face? 3:16 PM · Apr 30, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - Font - meagan ... @meagxn97 crazy that in the year and a half of having my dog and never having a problem with her destroying much of anything, i get a new roommate with a dog who has a track record of destroying stuff and my dog gets blamed when i'm not home 5:50 AM · Jul 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Via @meagxn97

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    Font - Font - Emma @NightshadeEmma Okay. You know what makes me crazy? When you cook dinner for you and your roommate, you clean, and you make sure everything tastes good, and they don't talk to you and instead just sit on their phone. Like.. I made this for the both of us, the least you could do is thank me. 12:52 AM · Jul 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Jordyn + @jerd_y_n ... Not my insane roommate trying to make us mad by turning down the ac to a ridiculous temp after we keep telling her our electric bill is crazy high. Don't mess with my bills to be petty, just bc your mommy pays yours 1:11 AM · Jul 16, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Via @jerd_y_n

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    Font - Font - Kaido-Sama @asherslothhh Bro my roommates been cheating on each other and now they're FIIGHTINGGG Imao this shit is crazy 3:33 AM · Jul 17, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Font - Dennis High @hidennishigh ... Did I wake up to my roommate going crazy and yelling and saying he's gonna kill someone at work today?. 1:57 AM · Jul 17, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Font - S ... @StefanieMNieves I talk to myself so much that my roommate stopped asking me "who are you talking to?" Bitchhh u know who it is me my crazy thoughts 8:46 AM · Jul 16, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Rectangle - The HC @TheHCartist Damn dude. I'm going to start scanning all the people roommate invites over. my I don't got time for crazy right now. 7:29 AM · Jul 16, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Abby is a wandering soul who is incapable of staying in one place for too long. Her passions include travel, dance, karaoke, meditation, and cheesy fries. When she's not clacking away at her laptop and talking shit on the internet, you can find her tearing up the dance floor on a night out on the town.