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The Type Of Guy You'll Attract Based On Your Horoscope

what type of guy you attract based on horoscope | thumbnail text - Capricorn You will appreciate his serious maturity at times and he's good in bed, but his constant need to be the smarter one in the relationship will infuriate you. He's smart, but not smart enough to know that being right isn't always right. He's handsome physically, but lacking emotionally.
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Earth, fire, water, and air. We all know that your zodiac sign is ruled by one of these elements, but what does that characterization determine? Well, I am here to inform you that it indicates more than you may think. In fact, when it comes to your lover, there is basically no parameter more telling. Say farewell to statistics, goodbye science, and reason can jump off a balcony because your zodiac sign is 1000% accurate at deciding what type of dude you are bound to attract. So, enough guessing and definitely stop the unsubstantiated hypothesizing, because here is a guaranteed list of what type of person you are bound to allure based on your astrology.  



  • Dress shirt - Aquarius If you are an Aquarius, your man is going to be a complete pushover. He will be deep and imaginative like yourself, but to be able to handle your uncompromising attitude, he will have to be willing to adapt. Often, this need to constantly hide his true feelings to satisfy you will leave your man a spineless punk.
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  • Forehead - Pisces Pisces ladies: welcome to the most dangerous sign in the book. 80% of you will end up with a closeted homosexual. Attracted to your penchant for artistry, the men who will be enchanted by you have major daddy issues and a lack of confidence.
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  • Dress shirt - Aries Put off by your overly competitive nature, men that you attract will be heavily insecure. Eventually, these half-men will become so marginalized by your overall aggressiveness that they will completely stop trying to satisfy you, and instead just act how they think you want them to act.
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  • Vision care - Taurus Like you, men that are attracted to a Taurus will be strong and dependable. They are brave and unafraid to speak what is on their mind, however, their priorities will be skewed. Sports, video games, and pot are greater enjoyments to them than your company.
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  • Gesture - Gemini Gemini women attract a**holes due to their overly friendly and trusting nature. You'll often get taken advantage of. Constant heartbreak for you is imminent, but fear not. The majority of Gemini women will eventually find a stand-up guy. Hopefully.
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  • Smile - Cancer You will find a man that is a complete mama's boy. Unfortunately, this will not be in the sweet, sentimental regard. Instead, he'll look for a woman that can emulate his birthgiver's impossibly unconditional emotional and protective support.
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  • Forehead - Leo Leo women attract lazy, boring men. Looking to compensate for their own lack of excitement and ambition, these men enjoy your fiery nature. You are melodramatic and obsessed with reality television, but your man will be comfortable and one-dimensional.
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  • Shorts - Virgo Virgos are bound to end up with a bit of a wildcard. Comforted by your gentle, practical nature, these men will be hyperactive nutcases. They keep your life spicy, but will rarely think before they speak. Don't get carried away when finding one of these men because they will feign reliability, but can't be counted on.
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  • Watch - Libra Libras are lucky. Cool-headed men pursue them. These men appreciate a social scene, but in no way feel obligated to run it. They like how talkative you can be and are grateful not to have to be the center of attention. These men are gracious friends and giving lovers.
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  • Glasses - Scorpio Men who are attracted to Scorpios are cocky and helpless. They know they are often wrong, so they attach themselves to individuals who are stubborn and passionate enough to overlook these faults. It is a fragile, codependent relationship.
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  • Sleeve - Sagittarius The partners in a Sagittarius relationship are compatible. Mainly, neither will take life too seriously and their love will thrive because of it. This man gets humor better than he executes it, but self- awareness makes it all good.
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  • Forehead - Capricorn You will appreciate his serious maturity at times and he's good in bed, but his constant need to be the smarter one in the relationship will infuriate you. He's smart, but not smart enough to know that being right isn't always right. He's handsome physically, but lacking emotionally.
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    Harry is an aspiring novelist and heir to the Johnson family button fortune. "Zippers are a thing of the past," he was once quoted. Harry reads magazines often, swims, and dates influencers. Writing is his greatest passion.
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HarryJohnson
Harry is an aspiring novelist and heir to the Johnson family button fortune. "Zippers are a thing of the past," he was once quoted. Harry reads magazines often, swims, and dates influencers. Writing is his greatest passion.