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Women Tweet About The Triumphs And Defeats Of Hookup Appointments

Hookup culture has been having a moment for quite some time now, but we're starting to think it's not all it's cracked up to be. A whole lot of effort goes into dick appointments, and often, we discover that the D wasn't even worth all the prep. There have also been times where we got super hyped up and ready to go, only to have him cancel last minute to play video games with his homies. So rude, and so not worth our time. The horny women of Twitter know the triumphs and defeats of dick appointments all too well and constantly share their struggles on the platform for the world to see. Scroll down for the funniest tweets from this week. 

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    Font - President of African Porn @BigBlackQueenz I'm someone's second dick appointment for today. The game has changed. 11:12 AM · Jul 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Whoa, whoa, whoa, we're always the first choice. The game really has changed. 


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    Font - sarah ... @little_thumbs that "shit this hot dick appointment is gonna be here in 5 minutes and i'm NOT PREPARED" scramble tho 3:12 AM · Jul 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    A whole lotta prep goes into that appointment. We hope these dudes appreciate all we go through for that D. 


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    Font - CaliforniaGirl ... @califgirl 1978 I feel like l'm gonna start my monthly and I'm gonna be pissed if I do before Saturday. It's too early for it. I have a dick appointment Friday e Gonna break the celibacy. It's time. 11:08 AM · Jul 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - alpTs fellas observing @5938miles IRL OOMF GOT FRIENDZONED AT A DICK APPOINTMENT 5:07 PM · Jul 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - supremeB @britneydreamer ... wanna know how much my life hates me? scheduled a dick appointment for tomorrow and then i go pee and i'm bleeding 4:46 AM · Jul 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - anaya thinks acab @wdymanaya ... everytime i make a dick appointment something comes up for me bro wtf i just want to have seggs 10:06 PM · Jul 16, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - hannah b ... @amtiredandsad I always wondered how people got into a fwb situation but it just happened to me and now I have a dick appointment in a couple weeks and I don't have to feel stressed about it. Life is good man 6:49 PM · Jul 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - ash @rip_saturn What the hell am I, a lesbian, doing scheduling a dick appointment? i i time to ghost because I was not in the right mindset doing that 1:06 AM · Jul 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - shayli @welpgyro ... I did not just get rejected for a dick appointment so they could GO FISHING. I quit. 6:35 AM · Jul 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Girl, this guy isn't worth your time. 


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    Font - vanessa @b4bygurll think i wanna try to make a dick appointment today i woke up feeling very needy 7:16 PM · Jul 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - DaeTom @daetoms Just got done with the shittiest dick appointment ever and it wasn't worth my 2 hours of my life, most of which was driving.. 2:51 AM · Jul 16, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Via @daetoms

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    Font - anna bortion @itsryly Hello my friend left me for a dick appointment tn 12:32 PM · Jul 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Via @itsryly

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    Font - dev ... @svziie hurry before she moves on to dick appointment no. 2 Nick Right @DodgerDougan - Jul 14 What does it mean when a woman says "wyd tonight"? 7:04 AM · Jul 14, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Via @svziie

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    Font - bellyb @corpsefucker421 ... gonna make an app where u can rate dude's dick down game like yelp. rate the dick appointment out of 5 stars, let others know if it was worth your time or not 2:55 PM · Jul 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - ... @FIVESTARBITCH im so weird about ppl touching me that i do my dick appointment shower routine before i go get my nails done 10:22 PM · Jul 15, 2021 from California, USA · Twitter for iPhone
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abbyadler
Abby is a wandering soul who is incapable of staying in one place for too long. Her passions include travel, dance, karaoke, meditation, and cheesy fries. When she's not clacking away at her laptop and talking shit on the internet, you can find her tearing up the dance floor on a night out on the town.