Women Tweet About The Triumphs And Defeats Of Hookup Appointments

Hookup culture has been having a moment for quite some time now, but we're starting to think it's not all it's cracked up to be. A whole lot of effort goes into dick appointments, and often, we discover that the D wasn't even worth all the prep. There have also been times where we got super hyped up and ready to go, only to have him cancel last minute to play video games with his homies. So rude, and so not worth our time. The horny women of Twitter know the triumphs and defeats of dick appointments all too well and constantly share their struggles on the platform for the world to see. Scroll down for the funniest tweets from this week.

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via @BigBlackQueenz

Whoa, whoa, whoa, we're always the first choice. The game really has changed.
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via @little_thumbs

A whole lotta prep goes into that appointment. We hope these dudes appreciate all we go through for that D.
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via @califgirl1978
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via @5938miles
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via @britneydreamer
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via @wdymanaya
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via @amtiredandsad
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via @rip_saturn
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via @welpgyro

Girl, this guy isn't worth your time.
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via @b4bygurll
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via @daetoms
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via @itsryly
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via @svziie
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via @corpsefucker421
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via @FIVESTARBITCH

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