Thanks, Obama, but you've had a good run. The new catch-all, snarky response for any modern day oddity or inconvenience is "This is Why Trump Won."
It works surprisingly well, too. For example, I tried to return my half-eaten Crunchwrap Supreme last night at Taco Bell, and they wouldn't return it because I ate half of it and enjoyed it but wanted to try something else on the menu. So I stared screaming "This is why Trump won." It's like, what is this country coming to when a hardworking American can't return a half-eaten menu item for no reason at all.
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