The things we have to do to get a heckin reply nowadays! If he didn't reply after you left a dead bird by his front steps, it might be time to move on sis. We support you whatever you end up deciding, though!
Rule number one of life as a cat in a home with lots of plants: DON'T BITE THE CACTUS OR YOU COULD END UP LIKE THIS GUY. Have you learned your lesson yet? Don't be like this guy, as hilarious as he is.
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