This Week's Funniest Tinder Conversations

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    Organism - YOU MATCHED WITH ANNA ON 7/26/21 What do you think is your best hot take? Mine is that wine and cheese is just lunchables for adults My biggest hot take is that "hot takes" are just opinions that are in no way radical or revolutionary - but just a way to say "I have a strong opinion about things that no one cares about"
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    Font - Saturday 12:44 Hey hey What does your T stand for? Saturday 20:47 Hey Mikey, it stands for Taryn. Today 08:36 Later today, I want to be Taryn your clothes off
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    Rectangle - Hii Today Hey, your lips look so... Kissable x Does that pick up line ever work lol Does Hii ever work? Yes all the time actually
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    Product - 6"2! Damn are you looking for a boyfriend or a pet man? Do you think you are funny? Ah sorry, I was under the impression you'd have a sense of humour, it was a jab at myself... I'm a manlet
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    Rectangle - Today Titanic Me We're naming things that go down on the first date, right?
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    Purple - If I was to work for the Royal mail would you let me handle your package I'd defo let you handle it, as long as I can be as rough with your box as a Hermès delivery driver who's running late
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    Product - YOU MATCHED WIT ON 24/07/2021. What did the French guy say to the other French guy? Today 17:39 Bonjour? Nah I dunno. I don't speak French Today 20:02 That was an admirably shit joke I respect it
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    Rectangle - Yesterday pick up any weird hobbies during quarantine? Hi Only if depression is a hobby Delivered
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    Product - YOU MATCHED WITH ABRAHAM ON 10/11/16 Sunday priorities: exercise, Netflix, or aggressive mimosas? Exercise Oct 14, 2016, 4:34 PM Well it was fun while it lasted Sent
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    Font - ill pay for dinner (more saving) then we go back to my place (more doing), that's the power of the home depot Sent Today 9:29 AM This is my favorite line yet. 10/10
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    Font - Favorite movie hands down is Birdman. The one-shot sections of cinematography, the ridiculously good music, and of course Michael Keaton - what's not to love? Have you seen it? Sent That's my least favorite movie of all time Not even kidding
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    Font - Today 18:43 I'm jealous of your heart My heart? Why? Haha Because it's pounding inside of you and I'm not 9 Sent

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