30+ Relatable Tweets for the Average College Underachiever

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    Font - COLLEGE College Student STUDENT ... @CollegeStudent Imagine having parent teacher conferences in college Mom: how's my son doing? Prof: I've never seen this man in my life
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    Motor vehicle - College Student @CollegeStudent ... COLLEGE STUDENT Society if we were allowed to use Wikipedia as a reference
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    Font - COLLEGE College Student STUDENT ... @CollegeStudent Why do educators think we needed nap time in kindergarten but not in college?
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    Vision care - College Student @CollegeStudent COLLEGE STUDENT Me when my professor won't round my 64% to an A
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    Font - COLLEGE College Student STUDENT @CollegeStudent Idk who needs to hear this but empty liquor bottles are not home decor
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    Font - COLLEGE College Student STUDENT ... @CollegeStudent My last few brain cells at this point in my life 30
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    Font - COLLEGE College Student STUDENT @CollegeStudent Wish there was a real life version of this so I can use it for back in person classes Unmute Start Video
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    Font - College Student @CollegeStudent COLLEGE STUDENT "I just need a quick break"- Me right after taking a quick break
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    Font - COLLEGE College Student STUDENT ... @CollegeStudent Buying an expensive textbook for an online class feels so wrongI cant explain it
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    Font - COLLEGE College Student STUDENT @CollegeStudent I'm gonna be honest i'm really gonna miss napping during zoom classes next semester
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    Luggage and bags - College Student @CollegeStudent COLLEGE STUDENT Prof: Attendance is not mandatory Me: IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT
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    Font - COLLEGE College Student STUDENT ... @CollegeStudent So you're telling me that after college there's no summer break? Yeah, thats gonna be an issue
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    Font - College Student @CollegeStudent COLLEGE STUDENT If you have an Uber rating above 4.7 you don't party hard enough
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    Hair - College Student @CollegeStudent COLLEGE STUDENT "I have a 4.0 GPA" Me: You dooo?
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    Font - COLLEGE College Student STUDENT @CollegeStudent Petition for professors to stop calling on you to answer a question when you didn't even raise your hand
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    Font - COLLEGE College Student STUDENT ... @CollegeStudent Prof: Does anyone want me to go over anything before the exam? Me: ya, can you start from the very beginning?
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    Font - COLLEGE College Student STUDENT ... @CollegeStudent We went from my "dog ate my homework" to "sorry my zoom isn't working for some reason" real quick
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    Font - COLLEGE College Student STUDENT ... @CollegeStudent Why do I pay $95 in a bar but eat ramen 5 days a week to save money?
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    Jeans - COLLEGE College Student @CollegeStudent ... STUDENT How i've been getting through the year MAL-PAR GLACK LEX APE Me Any problem LACK "It isss what it isss"
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    Font - COLLEGE College Student STUDENT @CollegeStudent Having an emotional breakdown in the library just hits different than on zoom with your video and mic turned off
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    Product - College Student @CollegeStudent ... COLLEGE STUDENT Every single time MY HEART RESTING EXERCISING Canvas: Exam 2 has been graded
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    Vertebrate - College Student @CollegeStudent COLLEGE STUDENT When u get that first email saying, "SYLLABUS posted"
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    Sleeve - COLLEGE College Student STUDENT @CollegeStudent How I feel when I set multiple alarms in the morning 7:00 7:05 7:10 7:15 Me
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    Font - COLLEGE College Student STUDENT @CollegeStudent 18-22 is a confusing age. I got friends getting married, some in prison, and some still have to ask their parents to stay out past curfew.
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    Font - COLLEGE College Student STUDENT @CollegeStudent Unpaid internships that offer "class credit" hurt a little more when you realize you're actually PAYING to work
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    Font - COLLEGE College Student STUDENT ... @CollegeStudent Nothing beats the adrenaline rush of turning in an assignment that's due at 11:59
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    Font - College Student @CollegeStudent ... COLLEGE STUDENT "Damn, what a week." - Me, 8:37 am on a Monday
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    Font - COLLEGE College Student STUDENT ... @CollegeStudent College isn't so much about learning a subject it's more so learning how to pass the class by any means necessary
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    Font - COLLEGE College Student STUDENT @CollegeStudent You could miss 4 days of school in a row in HS and have all A's and you zone out for 38 seconds in college and ur grade goes from a B to a G
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    Product - COLLEGE College Student STUDENT @CollegeStudent Me in the middle of an exam when the prof is behind me explaining something to someone
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    Font - College Student @CollegeStudent COLLEGE STUDENT Does a degree really matter if I still can't spell Wednesday without autocorrect

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