Twitter Thread: Cat Jailed At Home For Being A Corrupt Criminal
So, we all know that one day, cats will take over the world. That's what the annual itty bitty committees are for - cats train kittens for a life of crime early on. Can't miss a single one of them. Like- so we know that all cats are little criminal masterminds living in our houses, that's why cats are always such jerks.
This cat is an actual delinquent though, a criminal of the highest order, a mob boss with a whole cat gang. We are sure of it. Clearly, the cats that she beat up got in the way of her doing some impurrtant business. Her measures may be more violent than we would have liked, but business is business, and she's getting things done.
Well, we have always known that cats were delinquents with the capability of taking over the world. This one is just choosing the more violent rather than the lazy way. We can respect that. Why she tried to wage war against her own is a mystery. What we wouldn't give to know what she's thinking.
This is practically a script for a movie, and to be honest, we would absolutely watch it. In theaters and all. There is drama here. There is crime. There is a plot here, and we want to know the end of the story desperately.