If Cats Could Talk This Is What They'd Say (50 Captioned Cat Pics)

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kalila courban
Feb 2, 2022 5:00 PM EST

We all know that despite not being able to speak English (or other human languages) cats have a lot to say! Between the never ending meowing, silent judgmental looks from a distance, we almost always know what our cats are trying to tell us. And it's usually not something particularly nice. Despite their moodiness and endless mischief, we love and adore our cats all the same.

This amazing combination of adorability and mischief makes these four legged feline kings and queens the purrrrfect candidates for some good old fashioned meme humor. We have compiled for you a list of cool cats speaking their minds, and holding nothing back! A good day and meow meow to all.

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  • 01
    Cat - My name is Atticus. I was in the ICU for 2 days but it turns out I was just constipated! My giant turd cost $2.536. My craps are more expensive than a small Louis Vuitton, I'm that fabulous
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    Classic feline mischief. Atticus is fabulous and he knows it. What's a Louis Vuitton bag when you've got a giant turd courtesy of Atticus the chonky and fabulous cat? That's right, LV got nothing on Atticus.

  • 02
    Cat - My name is Max. I don't live here. But they got me a cat bed anyway. Suckers
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    Suckers. Mwahaha. Evil laugh. I got these humans right where I want them, I don't even live here but they laying towels out for me on the bed like I own the place. Ahhh. I could get used to this.

  • 03
    Vertebrate - Hi I'm Mila, If I see that the dogs are wearing clothes, then I meow at the top of my lungs until the humans dress me too. And then I just lay there... in pure bliss. If the dogs get to be stylish, then so do I!
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  • 04
    Nose - Hi, I'm Dwain. When my human goes in the bathtub walk around the house howling as loud as I can. When I finally find him in the bathroom I wait and stare at him until he gets out to make sure he doesn't drown
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 05
    Cat - I'm Zelda, I broke into the catnip, had way too much and proceeded to have a really bad trip Dinosaures, dinosaures Barton loisirs
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  • 06
    Cat - Ruined mom's beth. Sat on candle しt ass on fire = RATCH
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  • 07
    Cat - This is Milo. He refuses to sleep unless I spoon him (and he ALWAYS gets to be the little spoon) and he will kick me until I agree. He licks men's hair while they sleep which surely can't be the reason I'm single...
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 08
    Cat - My name is Stanley. Today I climbed in my owner's purse. She thought I was being adorable. False. I was peeing. I'm a monster
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  • 09
    Cat - Hi, I'm Gem. If mommy doesn't feed me when I want her to, I slap her in the face to remind her who's boss
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  • 10
    Food - I will remind them that I'm a cat and I don't acknowledge rules that tell me to stay off the counters...
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  • 11
    Cat - We are Choco and Chubbi. No matter when, where, why. If our humom goes to the bathroom we will follow her and judge her body like this
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  • 12
    Cat - My cat JJ at 2am was playing with the drain cover. I ask him to stop and when I switch on the light I saw he was pretending to sleep with the paw stll holding to the drain cover. Oh he's also kinda stuck between the wall and pillar. Lol.. That's JJ for you
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 13
    Cat - My name is George-Washington, I like to sleep on my moms chest and just when she is almost asleep... I bite her in the nipple
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 14
    Cat - Skitty wanted to lay on my fabric. I don't want Skitty laying on my fabric, so we compromised, and Skitty gets to lay on my fabric
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  • 15
    Organism - My name's Teddy and after my parents had finished painting I decided to play in the paint tray and get paint all over myself and the carpet. This is my look of regret
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  • 16
    Plant - I'm Myfanwy (it's welsh!) My humans really love me! They keep buying me these window beds. There is usually something green growing in them, but it only takes me a couple of days to completely flatten and kill it!
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 17
    Cat - Hello my name is Elliot and fell off the fridge this morming and landed on my moms head, then I peed on her
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  • 18
    Cat - My name is Poopy, I stand uncomfortably close to my brother and stare at him menancingly until he can't take it anymore and leaves. Then I lay in his warm spot... because I'm a jerk
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 19
    Furniture - I'm Sebastian and I give my owner's foster kittens their first nightmares | PUNCH BABIES
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  • 20
    Cat - My name is George. I decided to go party outside for 4 months and scare my mom. Today seemed like a good day to come home
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  • 21
    Cat - Taco here. Letting you all know I'm still not sitting on the counter unkiests
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  • 22
    Cat - Hi it's Taco again. Mom says I can't sit on the kitchen counter. So l'm not. I'm sitting on a paper towel.
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  • 23
    Cat - My name is Elsa. I grew up on the street and was lucky enough to be rescued by an animal welfare organisation along with my 5 kittens. While in foster care I ate anything I was given. But now I have been adopted I only eat kitten food or one specific brand of cat food. I am a Queen and demand my slave treats me as such
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 24
    Cat - Foosball here. This was my first snow. I ran from window to window throughout the house making little meh-meh sounds so excited. My mom took me out to see and my bravery suddenly disappeared
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 25
    Food - Hi, I'm Cadet and I'm living out my Catzilla fantasy on my mom's gingerbread house that she spent hours decorating. Happy Holidays! COC
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 26
    Nose - Hi, Pepper here, training to unlock mumy's phone
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  • 27
    Cat - There was a fly
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  • 28
    Cat - I know I have the whole bed to rest on but this is my chosen spot
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  • 29
    Plant - My name is Keeva, and I like to climb into my human's pants when they are on the toilet! I don't appeciate getting asked to leave
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  • 30
    Cat - Toots again, humom thinks she's lost her hair ties. Really I like to keep them safe under the bed. This time I got 27
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 31
    Furniture - Hi! I don't have a name.. because I DON'T LIVE HERE!
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 32
    Cat - I'm Bombadil, and whenever I hear a can being opened I run from whatever room I'm in and beg for tuna. Even if it's not tuna, 'l only stop crying after smelling the can opener... just to be sure
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  • 33
    Cat - I farted and it smelled so bad that the humans had to get out of the living room to survive. No regrets
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  • 34
    Cat - I am Gibson and the macaroni jumped off the counter by themselves
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  • 35
    Cat - My name is Alfie. I like to wait until my mom is sound asleep, get a drink so my beard is soaking wet, then smash my entire face into my mom's. She says she doesn't like it, but I know she does
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 36
    Dog breed - Pippa here... not enough comfy spots in the house so l'll just make my own
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 37
    Cat - I bit daddy for giving me strokes and mummy told me off but I don't care I ran round the room came back and bit him again to check I killed him properly.
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 38
    Cat - We are Leia and Luke. We swear that we were not just caught in the act of removing cables from the computer's backside at all!
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 39
    Cat - I like to meow constantly until my mom wraps me up in a blanket and hold me like a baby
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 40
    Cat - Hi my name is Roswell. My favorite thing to do it when my mom thaws steak or chicken on the counter I like to rip it out of the package and drag it to my litter box and bury it. I don't eat it because that would be rude. I call this helping with dinner.
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 41
    Cat - Woke up with this guy sleeping on my bed. We don't have a cat. But I guess we do now
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 42
    Cat - Hello! My name is Toast. I love to try and eat plastic. So much so, that on my recent visit to the Vets with my recent Diabetes diagnosis, I tried to eat the needle wrappers straight off the table as the Vet was trying to teach my humans how to give me insulin HE FOC
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 43
    Cat - My name is Luna. I eat plastic, toes, and $400 headphones. I also like hiding outside the shower because I think men's nether regions are toys C00
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 44
    Cat - Agathe here. You shall never pee alone
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  • 45
    Nose - Halo, I'm Peony. I thank my hoomom for saving my life by stealing all of her most sparkly jewelry, licking the shipped cream off her coffee when I think she's not looking and surprise attacking her when she least expects it, like in her sleep NARY
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 46
    Cat - My name is Blue and I enjoy being stuck. I love finding spots to get stuck in while my parents are sleeping. Once I get bored of my spot, I scream until I'm taken out. After my parents go back to sleep, I find a new spot
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 47
    Cat - My name is Fidget, and when I'm bored or want to snuggle, I open all the kitchen cabinets and drag food items through the house to wherever my humom is. If that doesn't work, I'll crawl under the covers while she's sleeping and bite her toes
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 48
    Cat - The other morming my big brother Tuna the tuxedo held me during a very scary storm. The storm turned into a tornado so girl-human took us into the (poorly ventilated) bathroom for shelter since we don't have a basement. My litter box happens to be in this bathroom so I decided it was a good time to take one of my famous huge, smelly dumps. And that's the story of how I almost killed my family. - Sushi CHEEZIT
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 49
    Cat - Hello my name is Rhaego, I wake up my humans every morning by clawing my way to the top of the door and chewing the top of it
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 50
    Comfort
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