Funny Tweets From Parents About The Weird Things Their Kids Collect

Kids are adorable, but sometimes they are plain weird. The things that get them excited are questionable at best and frickin bizarre at worst. Or, sometimes even gross. These parents shared the weird things their kids like to collect, and honestly, we don't know what to say about some of them. From dead animals to discarded fingernails, kids have no sense of what is normal or not. Did you ever collect anything weird as a kid?

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