'Download a dating app', they said. 'Put yourself out there,' they said. 'It will be fun,' they said. 'You never know - maybe you'll find love,' they said. Evidently, all these people are liars, and I'm never listening to them again. Who will I be listening to instead? Twitter, of course! Twitter can do no wrong when it comes to my love life. The people of Twitter have come to terms with the true darkness that lies beneath the surface of dating apps, and have survived to tell their dating app tales time and again on the platform. Scroll down for our top picks of the week.
We feel you, girl. We all need a break from these apps.
People just keep getting more and more clever.
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