We would like to say that this is the first time we've read a story about a rooster being kind of a weirdo with the ladies, but no, it's not. We've heard about the gentleman rooster who always lets his lady friends eat first. This is yet another case of a rooster having a thing for the ladies- or a particular kind of blonde ladies.
His vision must not be the best though, because he's not just a sassy and silly rooster who likes blonde roosters... it seems he has a thing for the golden retriever as well. Who can blame him though? We love golden retrievers too. Based on so many of the responses in this tumblr thread, it seems that roosters having lady issues is a regular-ish problem, and yes, it's as hilarious as you think it is.
We wish we knew the story of how you found out about this issue that Macklemore has, because that must have been one heck of a moment. Him going mad all the time, you not understanding, suddenly a blonde hen walks in, he calms down, she walks out, he loses it again, and finally, it happens enough times that the penny drops for you and you go- oh.
We have to respect him for not only sticking to his guns with the blondes but also for not giving up with a member of a different species. It must not be easy, constantly dealing with the rejection, but he continues trying, and we really do admire that. Also, we laugh, we cannot help but laugh, because imagining him doing this to a confused golden retriever is hysterical.
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