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    So Alike

    Smile - Cruella - Duchess of Phuma silwe @NontsikeleloZA Replying to @cjzero I mean even the teeth match so... DANSAT A TODAY TODAY 1 ODAY TO 11:59 AM · 8/24/21 · Twitter for Android
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    Uncanny

    Picture frame - Galdyshat Comments 18K Karen Smith • 1 month ago I'm not even a Queen fan, but you look like all the Queen members had a child 凸820 回7
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    Foolish

    Forehead - Vampire hunter : *takes out a cross* Atheist Vampire :
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    Sacrifice

    Organism - when you feed your cats an hour late
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    Coconut Dog

    Font - Dana White @dswhite7 This was a fantastic ride r/tipofmytongue u/chafos · 20h • 4 2 1 e 3 3 1 1 1 [TOMT] What are those dogs that look coconuts called? Solved They're not really dogs exactly but if a dog was made of coconuts and had a different shapes head, it'd be them. Edit: Sorry for the typos on this post. It was late at night and I was trying really hard to remember what Capybaras were called. 828 80 ↑, Share 9:48 PM · 8/22/21 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Mmm, Comfort

    Food - Nikki Nik @CarbonatedCB I thought this was a display bed at a mattress store 6:38 AM · 8/24/21 · Twitter for Android
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    Get With The Times

    Face - Can you fax the offer over to me? Sorry, I can't fax from where I live. Oh, where is that? 2021. I live in 2021, Susan.
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    Invoice

    Font - philip lewis O @Phil_Lewis_ I don't think l've ever seen a wedding reception invoice before lol Doug & Dedra Wedding Reception Royalton Negril INVOICE No Call, No Show Guest Invoice # 0000001 Invoice Date 08/18/2021 Due Date 09/18/2021 Item Description Unit Price Quantity Amount Service Wedding Reception Dinner (No Show) 2.00 240.00 120.00 NOTES: This invoice is being sent to you because you confirmed seat(s) at the wedding reception during the Final Headcount. The amount above is the cos
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    Addicted

    Product - BriAn ... @brian2grimey Me vibing to the same song l've played 23 times today 7:04 PM · 8/24/21 · Twitter for iPhone
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    I Tried

    Product - @Quotedtwits ... *taking a test* Me: "shi, it's close enough" ah 2, PO rebuah is a pa X18 R 2nd edition 126 C 125 D159 COPY MODE CLR ON / LOGIC CONV 7:11 AM · 8/24/21 · Twitter for Android 0.
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    Matchmaker

    Font - jokémon go @jojipaints No thanks, work, I'd rather be single TEAMS now You were added to a team BAE 6:05 AM · 8/24/21 · Twitter for iPhone
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    The Game

    Product - Parents: So, did you clean the dishes while we were gone? Me No What dishes? Yes Mom Dad
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    Harder Back In The Day

    Human - Crockett* @CrockettForReal My daughter just got off the bus and had to walk up the driveway in the rain. I can't wait to tell her all about when I was in school and the hills in the snow even in summertime both ways twice 12:44 PM · 8/24/21 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Very Good

    Carnivore - Me rereading my meme every time I get a notification: AM "Ah yes quality content"
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    The Struggle

    Human - Money Bagg O @__BigO_ So you telling me I gotta exercise for the rest of my life???? 5:24 PM · 8/24/21 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Lies

    Font - Per 189 bacon popsicle @Gupton68 reason 341 why I have trust issues desokisfied, tell us why, whe purchaseddend the pockis) and s contents to: Consumer Core Welkers Snock Foods Lid PO BOX 23 Leicester A SZU, UK 0800 274777 CAL NUTRITIONAL VALUES Per 100 ISMITHS= ENERGY 364k 2022 S7kcal(4% 4SScal 4.1g(6%")2.79 FAT of which Saturates 1.7g 62.5g 0.4g(<1%) 2.49 1.5g 6.49 This pack conta 2769 UK: ROI: 1800 509408 Lines open Weekdays 9am-Spm Applies to UK and ROI only. Your statutory rights are
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  • 17

    Testing

    Dog - "What exactly are your intentions?"
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    Hi Drak

    Font - pj evans O @pjayevans My name is drak real.drake real.drake Instagram O followers 1 post You don't follow each other on Instagram New Instagram account View Profile 7:51 AM Hey. It's Drake from rap. I need you to venmo me $13,000 for a new sound system so I can hear my new album better . I'll let you have first listen and VIP passes to a show of your choice. My name is Drak Accept message request from real.drake? If you accept, members will also be able to call you and see info like your
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    A Lot

    Vehicle - This is a ship-shipping ship, shipping shipping ships.
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  • 20

    Immortality Hack

    Organism - Andrew Nadeau ... @TheAndrewNadeau Everyone is focusing on the "eating a hot dog kills you" headline instead of reading the actual study and discovering if you eat a handful of nuts every 26 minutes you become immortal. New York Post Eating 1 hot dog takes 35 minutes off study suggests trib.al/RZEZ9C8 @nypost · 19h New Research from Olivier Jolliet Professor of Environmental Health Sciences August 19, 2021 14.4k f in Shares Eating a hot dog could cost vou 36 minutes of healthy we, whi
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    Living In A Fairytale

    World - Dov @drnelk *cinderella singing voice* 12:08 PM · 8/24/21 · Twitter for Android
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    Oh Boy

    World - Adam Cerious @Browtweaten hades: so there's this new craze on earth sisyphus: oh no 11:33 AM · 8/24/21 · Twitter for Android
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  • 23

    The Routine

    Organism - Olly iConic @OllyiConic never thought i would enjoy getting up early every day and boy was i right 3:42 AM · 8/25/21 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Don't Bet On That

    Product - Therapist: "Ronald McMyers isn't real, he can't hurt you." Ronald McMyers: @PWHipster McD
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    Bad Balance

    Mammal - Ron Iver ... @ronnui Trying the milk crate challenge and seriously injuring myself from a catastrophic fall but it was just one milk crate 1:20 PM · 8/25/21 · Twitter for Android
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    Mall Goth Things

    Food - Me: "I have errands to run" the errands: SpIR! HALLOWEEN ΗOT ΤΟPI
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    My Time To Shine

    Carnivore - Me watching everyone go to sleep as I stay up and overthink everything I've done in the past five years: Ginsta raccoon gram
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    Pain

    Font - phil @advicefromphil My gf told me to hold her tiddy while I drove over a speedbump so I could appreciate Big Tiddy StrugglesTM and the FORCE with which it bounced in my hand 4:12 AM · 8/25/21 · Twitter for Android
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    Terrifying

    Font - lan Karmel @lanKarmel If band names were literal, what would be the scariest band to fight? I'm torn between Megadeth and 10,000 Maniacs.
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    Still Not PG

    Human - When autocorrect hits you with the "holy shot"
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    Finishing Touch

    Membranophone - NOBODY: ... NOT A DAMN PERSON: ... LOST BOYS WRITERS: you know what this movie needs...
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  • 32

    Unfair

    Dog - Girls after using $37,000 in hair products Guys after washing their hair with a bar of soap Dogs bathing twice a year
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    Best Behavior

    Dog - Dog food doesn't grow on trees WOOF! MOM ON = NQ, PHONL BARK!
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    Ruined

    Beard - GPS voice The best part of the song
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    Model Student

    Vertebrate - students in students 350 BCE today can't wait to become an just came up with a title for expert in everything and discover stuff my essay that's enough writing for today

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