Math-Allergic Simpleton Doubles Down On Stupid Hill, Proves Self Incompetent

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    Font - Posted by u/Bayramtee 4 days ago 49 39 11 TIFU because I believe Jeff Bezos could give everyone 1 billion USD and still be a billionaire and then proceeded to argue M You probably all have seen this somewhere, the tweet saying "There are 7,5 billion people in the world. Jeff Bezos could literally end poverty by giving every human 1 billion dollar and still have 91,5 billion left" or similar, depending on when it was written (since Bezos´ net worth increased LOTS over the last year).
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    Font - Well, I just took this information, I mean, it's on the internet, so it must be true, right?? So, sitting at the dinner table with the elders and we discuss economy. And I bring up the "fact". Parents claim, this CAN NOT be true, so I promise I will look up how rich exactly Bezos is, to prove my point. So today mom calls me down for dinner and I quickly look up Bezos's net worth and the worlds population (196,3 billion and 7,6 billion). I proudly present my research. Everyone goes silent.
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    Font - "No." they say, "thats not how it works" me - "yes, look, we can take out the billions, so its 196 and 7, right? so seven people would take 7 out of the 196 and we end up with 189 billion on Bezos´ side and people each got 1 billion" (I am also very proud of myself at this point) Them - "no, its like.. a houndred per person"
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    Font - Me - "I don't think you understand, I'm not saying his money should be divided so that bezos is included... wait, maybe it was a million, instead of a billion? yeah, it must've been a million!!" Them - pulling out papers and calculators "NO, no, you're doing it all wrong! Even if it was a million" Things start to get heated and well, it's 2 people with life experience in living without a calculator throughout their education versus me, a dumbass.
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    Font - We start drawing, they explain the difference between a million and a billion and I'm like - DUUUUH, I know THAT! I'm riding my high horse, like, common, are they just not getting it??? Food is still untouched, just sitting there, getting colder and colder. I start doubting myself only because, well, they just wouldn't budge. I excuse myself to find the exact data and to send screenshots in the family group chat, I run up the stairs to grab my phone (it was charging) - and then I find it:
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    Font - It hits me. I am definitely in the wrong here. I honestly still don't understand why. I am trying to understand. I walk down the stairs, dreading the moment.. still looking on the tiles my mom just KNOWS that I know. After writing this, I am planning on giving back my highschool diploma and researching basic math, cause well, apparently I am mathimatically illiterate and also don't have internet skills either. TL;DR I don't know math and didn't double check sł * I read on the internet, pr
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    Hair - Fun_Avocado1981 · 4d Good news, they'll be able to poke fun at you for life! Billions of times at least...
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    Smile - Dunsparces · 4d O 3 e 8 3 If you're still confused, remember that you're dividing 196 billion dollars by 7 billion people. By removing the billions you're left with 196 dollars per 7 people, which when you divide 196 by 7 leaves you with 28 dollars per person.

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