Men Get Exposed For The Lame Excuses They've Used To Get Out Of Wearing Protection
'Don't be silly, wrap your willy. No glove, no love. Cover your stump before you hump.' Men love to say these quirky rhymes amongst their friends for a laugh – but do they practice what they preach? NOPE. Below are some painfully true excuses said by real men as reasons why not to wear protection during sex. There's nothing a woman wants to hear more at 2 am than "I promise babe, I've been tested." Um, results, please?
Wanting to give a valid excuse to get what you want is completely normal, nobody wants to be the 'bad guy' in someone else's life, but unfortunately, sometimes you just are. Sometimes you f*** up and ruin someone's day, just as someone else has definitely done to you. It doesn't make us bad people, but there are definite ways to avoid being complete a**holes. Just wear the protection babes, it is so much better in the long run.
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