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Man Learns of Crab-Eating Raccoon Squatting In His Attic, Takes Twitter Along For the Ride

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    Organism - drew olanoff O @yoda · 1d actual thing our electrician just said: you have a raccoon nested in your attic. did you guys eat king snow crabs, because he has a bunch of them up there. (we did not have any snow crabs) 1,241 27 12.4K 139K drew olanoff O @yoda · 1d GIF 27 69 8,452 1,
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    Blue - drew olanoff O @yoda · 1d i am surprisingly calm. ... 11 27 41 6,128 1, drew olanoff O @yoda · 1d apparently it has been there for a really long time because it has, in our electricians words, "a nice fuckin' setup" ... it also hissed at him. 46 17 501 23.4K 1, drew olanoff O @yoda · 1d "it's got a lot of them snow crabs, they're stickin up in the air" 28 27 120 8,511 1,
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    Font - drew olanoff O @yoda · 1d ... hearing my wife on the phone repeat "yes, we have a raccoon in our attic, can you help us?" over and over has me laughing my ass off. 12 27 85 8,687 1 drew olanoff O @yoda · 1d ... we're calling a place called "critter control" 33 27 35 5,218
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    Organism - drew olanoff O @yoda · 1d i know april is nervous because she just gave a wildlife place her name and said "april, like the month" WHICH SHE NEVER ... EVER DOES O 13 27 37 6,200 1 drew olanoff O @yoda · 1d she's giving someone a credit card number so this might be good news 27 18 3,504 1
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    Organism - drew olanoff O @yoda · 1d ... apparently we should be charging rent. 15 27 27 4,707 1, drew olanoff O @yoda · 1d •.. *PHONE RINGS* "Yes? Hello. Yes. We have a raccoon in the attic. Yes. We'll be home all day. Yes. OK. Sounds great. Perfect." - April 27 34 4,499 1
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    Window - drew olanoff @yoda ... It's somewhere in there. It's very spacious tbh.
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    Plant - drew olanoff @yoda I am so removing this sign
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    Font - drew olanoff ... @yoda we think kris will be here around 2pm ET fyi Maggie Backus 3 reviews 2 photos 4 months ago This is our second time using A Wildlife Pro. Skunk removal is no joke of course because they stink. Kris came out the same day I called and set humane traps. I love animals but I don't think I could confront one that is stressed out because he's in a cage. It's amazing to watch them get the furry or feathery critter and take them out of the neighborhood. Thanks so much Like
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    Blue - @yoda · 1d our guy pat who is working on the bathroom just got here. i told him the story about the raccoon and his first question was "where the fuck did it get drew olanoff ... the crab lets from?" GREAT QUESTION PAT 31 t7 118 9,780 drew olanoff all of these interactions need a philly O @yoda · 1d accent tag. trust me, it's great. 19 27 31 4,345
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    Product - drew olanoff O @yoda · 1d kRIs is here yo ... 17 24 3,589 1 25 drew olanoff O @yoda 1d ... "It's very hard to snare a Raccoon in a small attic." - Kris 4 27 39 4,076 1 drew olanoff O @yoda · 1d "It's basically a dog fight." he says. BUT ... WITH A RACCOON 27 59 5,850 1
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    Product - drew olanoff ... @yoda pray for him. 1:22 PM · 9/14/21 · Twitter Web App 20 Retweets 4,119 Likes drew olanoff O @yoda · 1d ... Replying to @yoda we can't hear anything, so no wonder why this raccoon has been living rent free in our attic. 9 27 25 3,870 1
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    Hand - drew olanoff O ... @yoda Ok folks. Here's the last update. What a ride. It wasn't a raccoon it was a possum. And more importantly...it wasn't crab legs. Everyone is safe.
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    Blue - drew olanoff O @yoda 1d ... Replying to @yoda This is a very happy ending. 33 27 19 3,796 1 drew olanoff O @yoda - 1d both @aprilolanoff and i would like to thank you for your support, advice and company during these trying times. 20 27 14 4,123 1 drew olanoff O @yoda 1d moral of the story: see something, say something. when you live outside of a city, there are critters who will invade your space. please do your best to find a humane solution. 30 27 37 4,244 1 drew olanoff @yoda 1d oh an
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    Font - fk fk fk tha po-lice ... @FunkWallace Replying to @yoda I was picturing a tiny mountain of crab legs and a raccoon sitting on top like it's smaug's gold, instead we have a possum doing pipe cleaner crafts 1:37 PM · 9/14/21 · Twitter for Android Ho trans
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    Nose - ANGRYROSE @angryrose I'm supposed to be working but I drew this instead Pardon my smudges Oh hello ! will you craft with me ? Pipe CLEANER 2:22 PM · 9/14/21 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - i bless the rains down in casta... · 1d Replying to @yoda ... I think that was once a pumpkin made out of pipe cleaners. the green part was the stem and they were twisted around to make a pumpkin shape. but the possum got it and messed it up. 11 320
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    Font - Cheer up sleepy peas @heathersabrina ... Replying to @yoda If anyone is still unsure. This is a vintage hat decoration made of fancy pipe cleaners (the orange) and green wrapped wire. (I used to work in antique stores.) 2:34 PM · 9/14/21 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - Brad Burton ... @ImBradBurton Replying to @yoda M Night Shyamalan presents "The Attic" Several hours of suspense based around a monster raccoon with a fortress built from crab legs. In the last 10 minutes you find out it was actually just a possum with some flowers. Audiences are left to debate who the real monster is
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    Photograph - Alicia ... @aliciaherself Replying to @yoda Just imagining when this pops up at the electrician
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    Font - drew olanoff O @yoda this is the greatest piece of art i've ever seen kjr @YourDailyKayli - 1d n Recky Raccoona X-MAS FRAGILE Memeries 2:35 PM 9/14/21 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - Kimberly #BlackLivesMatter... · 1d Replying to @yoda So, it was a possum crafting Autumn decorations?!!!!! Not a raccoon eating snow crabs! 1 27 11 530 chae @heyyyitschaeee · 1d The plot twist I did not want. ... 27 3 192
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    Font - drew olanoff ... @yoda Whew. PRIMARY » April Conyers 7:17 AM Canceled event: Raccoon Removal... This event has been canceled and re... Social 7:27 AM · 9/15/21 · Twitter for iPhone

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