Five Reasons Ye Best Be Appreciatin' Yer Wife Today

Sep 20, 2021 2:00 PM EDT

Ahoy, mateys. It is I, your friendly neighborhood pirate. I was told not two moons ago by my best matey Steve to look out for today--September the 19th--as it is National Talk Like a Pirate Day. You can imagine my confusion at the idea of "talkin' like a pirate", seein' as it's ye FILTHY LANDLUBBERS that be talkin' stranger'n' a high tide at midday. No matter, for September 19 is also an even more important day than ye thought--it's National Wife Appreciation Day, so it is. Now I, like any respectable lad, be married to the sea. So I'm here to remind ye, all friendly-like, about why ye best be appreciatin' yer wife...who is the sea, of course.

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She Can Kill You

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The Booty

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She Contains Multitudes

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Always There for You

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A Sight for Sore Eyes

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