I Can Has Cheezburger?

Crabby Memes To Help Turn A Crabby Attitude Into A Positive One

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    Brown - The skeleton How aliens would reconstruct the animal: The animal:

    Dang, crabs. Way to make it easy for historians of the future to gather research on our era. Hmph. We humans may not be around when the aliens come to claim earth, but these guys surely will be.

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    Font - Too many bills to pay? Not liking your current life? Don't know what to do? Become a crab! -No sunburns -No sand in swimsuit -Regrow lost limbs -Lots of legs -Never get fat --No responsibilities

    We have to admit, this crab makes some very appealing arguments. Too many bills? Hey, yeah that's us! Who knew it was such a simple fix, just become a crab! A life with no responsibilities does sound pretty good, we will investigate this further. 

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    Insect - how it started how it's going
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    Mammal - Carcinisation From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Carcinisation (or carcinization) is an example of convergent evolution in which a crustacean evolves into a crab-like form from a non-crab-like form.
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    Organism - Evolution be like ALL ROADS LEAD TO CRAB
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    Organism - The Crab Cycle There's a frankly unreasonable number of steps, and they're all crab The crab cycle
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    Gesture - DEAR MONKEYS YOU CLAIM THAT YOU ARE THE SUPERIOR FORM YET CRABS HAVE EVOLVED MULTIPLE TIMES... CURIOUS... -SINCERELY, CRABS
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    Water - unclefather. thelilnan: darylfranz: 【画像】カニvsワニ! カニの勝利! - ゴールデンタイムズ i'm sure people know this, but for those of you who don't, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth -if they're biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab's claw has rendered this gator almost powerless "shhh stop talking" Source:
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    White - THEY SAY ALL ANIMAL BECOME CRAB. WILL HUMAN ALSO BECOME CRAB? ANCESTOR CRUSTACEAN ANCESTOR MAMMAL OMNIVORE DIET GRIPPY HANDS LEGS CAN WALK IN ALL DIRECTION BUT NOT FAST NO TAIL CONCLUSION: HUMAN WILL NOT BECOME CRAB HUMAN ALREADY CRAB
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    Arthropod - Daddy Warpig @DaddyWarpig The Crab was inevitable. Soon they shall rule the Earth.
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    Arthropod - If you hold a crab up to your ear YOU CAN HEAR WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ATTACKED BY A CRAB
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    Bone

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