People Reveal Their Funniest Hookup Stories On A Twitter Thread

Hookups are portrayed as perfect and passionate in the movies, but they could actually be hella awkward and hilarious IRL. We found a 2-year old Twitter thread that Twitter user @Coll3enG started with her own funny hookup story, in which the air mattress popped while they were doing the deed, so the guy got up mid-sex and came back with a whole new air mattress. Most people I know don't even own one air mattress, so this dude was clearly prepared for anything. It's truly a wonder. After telling her own story, she invited her Twitter peers to go ahead and share their own funny hookup stories, and the responses were hilarious. Check 'em out below, and feel free to share your funniest hookups in the comments below. The only way to get over such cringe-worthy experiences is just to laugh at them. We would know, it's basically our entire job here.

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