17 years after getting married, hubby confesses wedding drama to wife while recounting the memory to their 15-year-old son, has her laughing: 'I'm glad they didn't tell me the day of.'

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  • "Hubby's confessed wedding drama to me 17 years after the fact."

    My husband (48M) and I (40F) have been married for 17 years. My husband just filled me in on something that I thought. was an accident at my wedding.
  • Our wedding day is still a bit of a crazy blur for me. The ceremony was fine (even with my husband being "buzzed" at the alter.) During our reception one of my husband's buddies came with his girlfriend. She
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  • showed up in a white cocktail dress. I didn't care, I was just happy to be married. My brother brought coffee liquor to the reception and was passing it out to guests. Hubby and I were
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  • walking around, thanking people for coming. When we got to the table with his friend and GF, she was sitting on his lap and we could tell that she needed to be cut-off. She had a cup of the coffee liquor when we got to her table.
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  • As we were talking to the friend his GF got off of his lap and stumbled and spilled the liquor down the front of my wedding dress. I wasn't mad at the time because I figured it was a drunken accident.
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  • 17 years later we were telling my 15yo son about it and my husband said he kicked them both out while I went to the bathroom to clean up. I told him that I thought they left because she was fall-down dr_nk.
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  • He proceeds to tell me the following: The GF thought I was a guest who wore a wedding dress to someone else's wedding. (There were several women from my family who wore some shade of white to my wedding.) The
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  • GF assumed one of my cousins was the bride since we look similar and she was in a white, satin slip dresswe. She had been walking around the reception spilling her drink on everyone she thought wasn't the bride that was in a shade of white. She
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  • never put two-and-two together, even after our first dance, father/daughter dance, and cake cutting. 17 years later I still don't care and I'm glad they didn't tell me the day of. (I'm an Aries and there would have been bl d.)
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  • CoffeeChocolateBoth Everyone who wore white to your wedding was tacky AF and that dumb drink thought she was protesting for the bride, not knowing you were the bride. LOL Now that's funny AF! All the while, she was in white too! OMG! Drink bimbo! I bet your husband still has your back! :)
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  • Single-Pay-2135 OP He's my ride-and-di. The rest are petty B's that I've been ignoring for at least 30 years. They're the ones you invite out of obligation rather than desire.
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  • Single-Pay-2135 OP To put it as nicely as possible, my family is filled with A LOT of jealous women. I was the first to graduate college, get (and stay) married, only have one baby daddy (Hubby), ect. They peaked in high school. Popular, attractive, socially acceptable. I was a nerd who like school.
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  • GualtieroCofresi You know? It's hard to fault her for what she did. She legitimately thought she was doing God's work and protecting you. She just didn't know who was the right person. I would give her 2 1/2 out of five stars.
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  • Outrageous-Trade3007 I hope they and you all billed her for the dry cleaning of the dresses she ruined Single-Pay-2135 OP We did. Hubby's friend paid for it. They still couldn't get the stain out.
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