Funny Tweets To Bring The Thunder To A Cloudy Day

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Eric Lund
Sep 30, 2021 3:00 PM EDT

Twitter is like a big bowl of fruit. Actually it's nothing like that. It's more like a big bowl of people's complaints. And among those complaints are beautifully elegant observations, thoughts, jokes and more than a few Guy Fieri references. While there are pitfalls having everyone saying everything all day, some of that everything is pretty great. Here are some funny tweets to build character and cultivate strength.

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    Font - jon drake @DrakeGatsby So perplexed by fish tank decorations. Are there a lot of 3-inch tall scuba divers and tiny pirate treasure chests in the ocean. What is the purpose of this
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    Font - Molly Quell O @MollyQuell I just walked into the kitchen to discover my boyfriend grating cheese directly into the dog's mouth. 11:09 AM · 03 Sep 21 · Twitter for Android 7,035 Retweets 1,540 Quote Tweets 142K Likes Molly Quell O @MollyQuell · 21h Replying to @MollyQuell I don't know if you know this, but dogs are notoriously messy eaters and there is now cheese everywhere. 53 27 92 7,087 Molly Quell O @MollyQuell · 21h The dog himself is covered in cheese. 60 27 147 8,119
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    Property - Flexy * @UziFlexy lil bro pulled up to his whole crib missing
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    Font - jon drake @DrakeGatsby Me seeing the Italian flag: Hey look Irish people Me seeing the Irish flag: Oh cool the Italians are here
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    Font - sarah schauer 2 @sarahschauer you know that voice in your head that tells you right from wrong? I think mine is like a frustrated Escape Room employee who's watching me try to climb thru a roof tile because I refuse to comprehend clues correctly
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    Font - Wilde Thingy @wildethingy I'm experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep EVERYONE away, whatever their profession.
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    Font - dayton @_daytonw My favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting
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    Font - soul nate @MNateShyamalan huge win in court today. the supreme court has officially ruled in my favor that “uh oh spaghettio" is not a legally binding admission of guilt.
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    Font - cap'n watsisname @capnwatsisname Our stove, oven, and microwave all quit on us over the summer, then last week the fridge went out. It's like we won the Reverse Showcase Showdown.
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    Human body - Mark O'Connell @mrkocnnll One of my favourite things to do online is continue as guest
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    Font - Caitlin ... @caithuls Thave a phone interview today and someone told me to "just be myself" so l'm not going to answer the call
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    Font - taming fred savage @FredTaming [ordering from mcdonalds secret menu] i'll have the veal
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    Product - How package move when you choose "Free shipping" option.
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    Font - Zito @_Zeets "Are you coming out tonight?" CN EXIT POLL SHOULD GOV. NEWSOM BE RECALLED? "NO" TAKES AN EARLY LEAD GOV. GAVIN NEWSOM BREAKING NEWS KEY RACE ALERT CNN SCNNELECTION
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    Rectangle - Mohanad Elshieky O @MohanadElshieky Serial killers in the 70s had no idea that they were going around creating content
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    Font - fiona apple neck tattoo (grinch mode) @ChillStableGuy wow, ok, unfollowing now. i loved her oatmeal reviews, had no idea she was stealing the oatmeal from a lovable family of three rural bears
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    Font - Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith Spider-Man: I was bit by a radioactive spider, how about you? Batman: Saw a bat. Spider-Man: Radioactive? Batman: Just a bat. Spider-Man: And it bit you? Batman: No, it broke my window. Spider-Man: ..Was it, like, an important window? •.. Batman: They're all important.
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    Font - Cyrus O'Merican THIS IS O AMAZING @CyrusOMerican A great way to get out of jury duty is to say you're friends with the defendant and you helped him do it.
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    Organism - keith @KeetPotato me: jim it was a joke sheriff: [crying at his desk] w-what me: there isnt a new sheriff in town, this is just a starfish i stuck to my shirt
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    Font - brandAn is good @LeBearGirdle [Dentist waiting room] Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth- Other patients: teeth, TEETH Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] ТЕЕТH, ТЕЕТН, ТЕЕТН!
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    Smile - Dr. Bucky Isotope, Football Expert @Buckylsotope Forget it Jake....it's Flavortown
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    Sky - @lanyardigan A cool thing about getting older is you hear from your skeleton a lot more
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    Font - keith @KeetPotato people who say god loves everyone are quick to forget the dolphin is a fish that can't breathe underwater
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    Font - jon drake @DrakeGatsby Mike's Life Lemonade Hard
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    Organism - Christmas Ape Goes To Summ... v @rubot Queer Eye, but its about a massive omnipotent eye that floats about the city, watching the people in silence, and is gay.
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    Font - Sandra E. Garcia @S_Evangelina Has anyone figured out how to say "y'all sound crazy" in a professional setting? Big Bunny @theejenbunny2 There seems to be a disconnect.
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    Automotive parking light - "The Pull-Out King' @Goffdaddy69 The fact that the Pope exists in Cars 2 and rides within a popemobile not only proves the existence of catholicism in the Cars Universe but also that the 1981 assassination attempt occurred also 13:32 · 27 Aug 21 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Delia Cai @delia_cai do you ever leave a social situation and you're just like mmm that was not my best work
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