Twitter Thread: Husband Disposes Of Window Spider That Wife Thought Was 'Perfect For Halloween'
It's spooky season, y'all. And that means people are going all out with their Halloween decorations. Take a drive through your neighborhood this month and count how many houses have already been transformed into haunted residences! Attention to detail is important when it comes to decorations. Which brings us to the story of one mom/wife who was angered after one of her small Halloween details, a big spider, was squished by her husband.
This silly twitter thread walks us through the unfortunate smooshing of a spider who had taken up residence on a family's kitchen window, only to be discovered by dad shortly thereafter. Mom claims that this spider should not have been smooshed because he was a perfect addition to their Halloween decorations! Dad/husband for some reason did not agree. Weird.
Look, Halloween is spooky season, and most people perceive spiders to be spooky. It makes complete and total sense that a spider could be perfect for Halloween. We are 100% on team mom here, folks.
Did she really need to? Does she owe anyone an explanation? It's spooky season y'all, SPOOKY, SEASON. That means creepy crawlies, eerie decorations, spider webs all over the place, toilet paper on houses, the whole nine yards.