'Tis the most horrible time of the year. All over the country, kids are starting to try on their costumes, neighbors are topping up their candy stash, and there's probably a giant Home Depot skeleton terrorizing a front yard near you. When you think about it, Halloween can be a pretty wholesome holiday — even though its whole deal is to celebrate everything scary.
Maybe it's the sugar content, but it can all start to seem kind of toothless. The fear is the fun bit, right? Putting the magic back is no easy feat, but every year memes try their hardest to fill the gap. The internet is one of the most frightening places around, and you don't have to dig very deep to find some horrors lurking. Whether they go to the places they shouldn't or contain details that make the most seasoned dank meme lover squirm, cursed content is a powerful force at any time of the year, but especially right now. Although we have no choice but to celebrate spooky season in its full glory, this sickening selection of images might take it a little too far.
Featuring our good friends Monic and Sario.
A beautiful rhyme that celebrates all the joys of being alive.
Exclusively riding in vehicles that move by tiptoe from now on.
First they come for the mouse mats, then they come for the waifu body pillows. Be warned.
Better stay on the safe side and leave this out of your halloween candy selection.
adds to the intrusive thought pile
Coming to a pond near you.
It's true, but they shouldn't say it.
Do you eat it with or without the shell?
For when you want to recreate the delightful experience of gnashing your teeth in your sleep.
Speaking of sleep, the night terrors are particularly realistic this year.
Gotta go fast!
What's worse: having your PC terrorized by Goku, or broken by Angelina Jolie?
And if Doomer Girl says it, it must be true.
IDK, there's something off about its eyes.
The only way to learn to spell correctly is to eat your greens.
Leaving this out for Santa at Christmas to see what happens
The alternative ending to Up.
I'd rather not…
They're made of slime, snails, puppy dog's tails and Amazon boxes.
Whoever smelt it dealt it
Yeah, I don't think so.
I, for one, embrace our new frog overlords
Demonstrating a traditional cow greeting.
A quantifiably more awesome dream.
I'd try the soft serve
A better ghost story than Candyman.
Peter Heffley
I never want to hear a motivational speech ever again
Swag, drip and class rolled into one
Completely unseeable.
Butter Stick, the stick with the butter, Butter Stick
No words.
That's one way to get out of your phone bill.
Put that thing back where it came from.
It's quick, it's easy and it's free!
Mistakes happen!
It's all in the texture.
Microsoft only wants one thing, and that's for us to suffer.
I'd take his word for it