Guy's Foot Odor Inadvertently Sends Him To The Hospital

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    Font - Posted by u/blknwhit_3 9 days ago TIFU 2 17 222 3 20 E 33 TIFU by smelling my feet and ending up in the ER M This TIFU actually happened today! Or at least in the last 24 hours, either way I'm counting it. I'll be the first to admit that my feet are sometimes a little bit smelly. Some of my friends and family have lovingly said they are "odorly challanged". I wash them in the shower every day, I've tried the fancy creams, but none of it seems to really help and I've at this point accepted
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    Font - I live alone, and when in my apartment prefer not to wear socks or shoes. This is occasionally a point of contention with my girlfriend, who visits often and insists I at least wear socks when she comes over. Its mostly fun banter where she teases me for my feet smelling and I tease her for a loud burp or something like that, but sometimes after a particularly long day the foot factory releases emissions that would surely get me fined by EPA, which she rightfully hates.
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    Font - Yesterday she came over for dinner. It was a nice day so we decided to get delivery from one of our favorite restaurants and eat on the balcony. Well, I'm at home and I've already liberated my tootsies from their foot prisons, and I figured it'd be nice to set the table with some flowers for my lady. I was outside setting up when she arrived, and she came outside to greet me. IMMEDIATELY she smelled my feet and recoiled in disgust. The most dramatic reaction ever. Fake vomiting, fake cryi
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    Font - Luckily I'm only on the second floor, so I only fell| maybe 25 feet, but it felt like it lasted a solid minute. It was at least long enough of a fall for me to reflect on the situation and feel like an idiot for dying from smelling my own feet. The aftermath is a fractured rib and dislocated shoulder, and my girlfriend never letting me live this down. TL;DR: smelled my feet, railing went yeet, almost died and I feel like sheet.
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    Rectangle - Corydoran - 9d Did you manage to put your socks and shoes back on after your fall, or should we feel bad for the ER folks who had to smell your feet? 5.0k Reply Share Report Save blknwhit_3 OP. 9d 3 I guess I should send them an apology fruit basket huh
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    Human body - KirbyVIII - 9d 23 S 2 "constant faint corn chip aroma wafting from my toes." The medical term is "Fritoes".
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    Eye - CeldonShooper · 9d 2 S 'My feet are killing me'

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