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Crows Before Bros: Murderful Corvid Memes

Did you know that crows are super smart little beings? Not regular smart, no. The kind of smart where they can remember who's been kind to them and tell other crows about it, the kind of smart where they understand the concept of gifts, the kind of smart where they can learn how to say 'hello' and spook twitter users. 

Crows are awesome. They just are. We refuse to hear otherwise. You know what else they are? Hilarious. All it takes is a dash of internet humor on top of these already meme-able and amazing creatures, and you have some guaranteed laughs coming your way. So, gather 'round, laugh away, and remember - this is very important - remember: crows before bros. 

Posted by Marielru
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    Bird - Verizon LTE 12:23 PM 1 O 95% crows have been documented holding 'funerals' for many years. however, researchers suggest that they may not be mourning; evidence indicates that crows may be examining the body & surrounding area for potential threats to the rest of the flock. source: (x) darkestelemental616 So it's not a funeral... .it's a fucking autopsy and criminal investigation. You might even call it a murder investigation.

    This encapsulated both why we love crows and why we love the internet at the same time. Crows - obviously - are amazing. And we do not know why there aren't more animated movies and cartoons about them. There is just so much potential there. But the internet… only the internet could have gone through this thought process and somehow turned our amazement at crows into snorting with laughter. 

    Via darkestelemental616
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    Bird - I never really considered the fact that crows were once babies

    This is yet another reason why we love these little fluffers. Everyone always thinks of crows in their adult form - when they're all intimidating and loud. But, look at this baby crow. Look. Look at it and tell us that your animal loving heart isn't tempted to pet it and make it a pet. Come on. They're so cute. 

    Via ErynGalen
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    Cat - animestump they are a witch's two familars and have never gotten along, but one day the witch disappears and so they must go on a cross-country search in order to bring her home. along the way, the cat learns to loosen up while the crow gains worldly experience, and they both become better friends cosmic-noir 10/10 would read this. Source: breeze2 #yesss #i want a pixar movie about this
    Via animestump
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    Bird - resonance-of-libra That straight up is exactly what I expected corvid art to look like tbh. hereiticmadlad This is the most goth shit l've ever seen
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    Beak - I've become a bread crumb dealer to 4 crows in my local lake. And they pay me with a bit of everything. Shiny stuff, fabric, pens etc. But recently they paid me with 20$ they've found somewhere. So i decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me dollar notes. And i've problamy racked up 200$ at this point. Is it morally wrong though, i mean. They're the ones who steals it from someone. Orperhaps they just got a big pile laying 868 KB
    Via ErynGalen
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    Automotive tire - girlwithalessonplan: heliosapolo: losed: A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN yes hello i am here to learn geometries That crow is more prepared than some of my students. I love teacher bloggers
    Via losed
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    Bird - Did you know that Ravens not only remember people who help them, but also that they tell their friends about the kindness? In field studies, researchers have observed that whenever a human assists a raven or crow in trouble, the entire community of these corvids, not just the bird that was helped, becomes generally friendlier toward and more trusting of the human benefactor. Smart birds indeed!
    Via ErynGalen
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    Font - Sanimate-mush The BitterSweet Life * Follow @BitterSweetPod Interviewed a little girl this morning that feeds crows and they bring her gifts in return. Here's her collection. tetraghost i wish birds brought ME presents baelgrave No, but think about this. The crows she feeds obviously have their own little lives. They go about their business, and they spot *pretty thing* or /unique thing/ in question. What gets me is that the *first* thing on their minds as recipient of this thing is the l
    Via @BitterSweetPod, tetraghost
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    Font - thepoetrycollection Famous Poems Rewritten as Limericks The Raven There once was a girl named Lenore And a bird and a bust and a door And a guy with depression And a whole lot of questions And the bird always says "Nevermore."
    Via thepoetrycollection
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    Photograph - Suddenly there came a swagging As of someone gangsta rapping Rapping at my chamber door Quoth the raven,"swag galore" Edgar Allan Bro
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    Organism - Crows GRACKED.COM Crows remember individual humans and hold grudges. Weirder, they teach their young to attack the specific human who wronged the parent.
    Via GRACKED
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    Nature - Wolves and ravens have a special relationship. When ravens find a dead animal, they make a lot of noise to draw the attention of wolves. The wolves then open up the hide and provide carrion for the ravens. Ravens also interact and play with wolf pups and yearlings, and experts think that individual ravens often develop special bonds with individual wolves within a pack.
    Via ErynGalen
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    Font - God: you're a crow. Crow: nice! God: a group of birds is called a flock. Crow: a flock? God: you know, birds of a feather flock together? Crow: not ringing any bells. God: [sigh] it means you stick together. Crow: [happy gasp] velcrows!
    Via ErynGalen
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    Font - peterparkerismyonetruelove pros of being a crow: • beady eyes • automatically babey (not up for debate) • no taxes (can't actually completely confirm this one bc i don't know what the crow system of leadership is like) • no gender norms to follow caw caw • if you have friends then humans will call u and ur squad a "murder" • if you have only two friends and u sit with them and stare at ppl then humans will call u and ur bffs an "omen of the end times" • goth • like i said, i'm not sure wh
    Via peterparkerismyonetruelove
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    Bird - Lol weeks? Amateurs Mental Floss O @mental_floss Ravens Can Hold Grudges for Weeks, Study Finds – bit.ly/2Jgjtbd -

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    Via ErynGalen, @mental_floss

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