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    Photograph - mexicanine Follow omg i found this video on youtube called "elk hunting chihuahua" and the guy is like "make sure you have a good hunting dog" and just opens his backpack to reveal his lil chihuahua named coco and tells us how amazing she is at hunting and then he just whips her out and says "you gotta have one of these things, they can track, and they're just the best hunting dogs in the world" and that was the whole video and honestly i've never wanted a chihuahua more in my life
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    Font - asoulgonesince2002 When I was a kid, I faxed my dad's satellite office drawings of horses. I had watched my father send so many faxes that I had the process memorized. Except, for some reason I thought that I could fax things to grandma, I put in the numbers for the office every time, but was convinced that the faxes were going to grandma, I also didn't think to inform my parents that I was doing this. My dad visited the satellite office (three hour drive) one day and discovered their con
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    Font - writing-prompt-s Follow Humans have been giving their pets god names for millennia, not knowing that they actually bestow upon them the gods power. But it's divided amongst all pets with the same name, so ultimately quite harmless. This morning, by a quirk of fate, yours is the only cat named Zeus. lesbitomboyish Follow Potential crisis prevented- my cat is already neutered. Source: writing-prompt-s
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    Font - siniristiriita Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she'll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat's neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them. You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and yo
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    Font - surprisedentistry literally nothing is funnier than just living your life with a cat in a sweater vest. constantly feels like he's about to offer to do my taxes surprisedentistry i was trying to finish this post while he sat on the bar stool next to mine beeping at me for attention, and when the attention didn't come quickly enough he put his paws on my shoulder and slapped me in the face which is, again, infinitely funnier when your cat is wearing a sweatervest surprisedentistry im being
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    Font - worldhammerer Follow what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood jamesspaderdidhavanasyndrome Follow Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who's biting a tree real hard elf-kid2 Follow Maple syrup vampire husband 82,135 notes
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    Font - REI tilthat TIL troop of 15 monkeys escaped a primate research center in Japan by using trees as catapults over a five-metre high electric fence (and afterwards were lured back with peanuts). via reddit.com porko-rosso Monkey brain: If we pull back this tree, we can use its preserved momentum to hurl ourselves over the dangerous fence. also monkey brain: heehoo peenut
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    Product - eliteknightcats Follow i used to pretend to be a horse at recess with this other girl no one liked but it got too weird for me after one day where she laid on her side and pretended to give birth to a foal and was making really agonized horse birth sounds evilscientist3 Follow 3,752 notes
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    Font - Monterey Bay Aquarium @MontereyAq Abby is a thicc girl What an absolute unit She chonk Monterey Bay Aquarium GMontereyAq- Dec 19 If our tweet alienated you, please know that we are deeply sorry imonfuckingfire Follow HOW can you not show the picture of abby
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    Font - designatedheckingadult Follow If the real world worked like an RPG, you'd post a flyer about your missing cat some time in 2005, then, years later, Barack Obama would drop by after personally defeating Osama bin Laden to deliver your cat, explaining that he was clearing out his quest log now the story was done. You'd give him a cake and then he'd start opening all your drawers. #LOL FOREVER
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    Font - mintgoth Follow just learned that the word "ferret" is derived from the Latin word furittus meaning "LITTLE THIEF" and that a group of ferrets is called a BUSINESS and i am absolutely pleased with this new knowledge wilkolaka Follow thieves' guild...
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    Photograph - Anonymous said whats the silliest looking animal you can think of? bunjywunjy Follow spotted cuscus australiannature.com © Pavel German
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    Cat - WE MAY BE THE ONLY LAWYERS ON EARTH WHOSE CLIENTS ARE ALL INNOCENT. THE ANIMAL LEGAL DEFENSE FUND dizzyotter when i first saw this i thought the kittens were the lawyers

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