Dubious Posts Nominated for the 'Didn't Happen of the Year Awards'

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Mel Dawn
Nov 25, 2022 3:30 PM EST

If you're into r/thathappened, we'd like to introduce you to Didn't Happen to the Year Awards, a very amusing Twitter account that exposes people who tried to pass off their far-fetched tall tales as true stories. If you ever see a tweet that starts with 'my 4 year old said...' be very, very dubious. Especially if the tweet says something about how how their four year old quoted Nietzsche. While these kinds of tall tales may make us roll our eyes, it can actually be hysterical to witness the lies people think they can pull off. Take a look at some of the funny and cringe posts we collected from @_dhotya. They're prime examples.

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    Font - Linda Barclay Buckhurst Hill• 1 day ago In this troubled world we live in i just wanted to share this: i asked my 7 year old grandson to write his Christmas List. Top of his list he wrote: 'I just want everyone in the world to be happy, because that's the most important thing'.1 shall think of this now whenever i think of moaningo Posted in General to Anyone Like 33 A 3 119
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    'I just want everyone in the world to be happy, because that's the most important thing.' I think Maya Angelou said this, too. 

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    Font - ... 20m · : Today, I was eating almonds on a bench in the park, and a lady walked by and started yelling at me. "You should NOT be eating almonds. I have a severe allergy and so does my son." Without saying anything, I calmly reached into my yellow purse and took out my new essential oil blend. Then I stood up, still without saying anything, and injected her and her son with the blend with the needle that I keep in my purse for situations like this (it happens more often than you think )
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    Font - Didn't Happen of the Year... · 11/1/21 Nobody has physically turned a clock ... NOPE back since 2007 My neighbour just told me she put her clocks back 1 hr before going to bed last night then unbeknownst to her, her husband came in from the pub & also put them back 1 hr. Then this morning her son came in from a nightshift & put them back another hour. Welcome to England. 09:30 · 31/10/2021 · Twitter for Android 639 Retweets 88 Quote Tweets 10.5K Likes Mark Roberts @MarkRobs7· 9h ... Reply
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    Food - Siren Head ... @urbanrocker Imagine going out to dinner with friends and telling them to move out of the way so you can take this pic to tell lies on the internet. Trick Owens @FUCCI · 10/31/21 told the restaurant i was a food critic and they bringing me one of everything. Show this thread
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    Newsflash: Food critics don't tell restaurants that they are food critics. They are stealthy, quiet, and definitely order for themselves.

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    Font - 6 @DionCain5 - 9h -This lil boy in Walmart today coughed and said "please lord I'm only 8" 27 3 3 good jugg. @juggkingatl - 1h This lil' boy in Walmart just coughed and said "Please Lord, I'm only 8". 27 1 2 20 bradley NM @bwadleyyy - 2h This lil boy in Walmart coughed and said "please lord l'm only 8" Loudly crying faceLoudly crying faceRolling on the floor laughingRolling on the floor laughing Maseratishaka23 @maseratishaka23 - 2h -This lil boy in Walmart coughed and said "please lord I
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    Font - The Don @FamousDashja Aug 20 This lil boy in Walmart coughed and said "please lord I'm only 8" 乜 18 32 Keke @KekeNoPalmerTho - 23h This lil boy in Walmart coughed and said "please lord I'm only 8" 27 64 196 flaw-less @FlawlessLik · Aug 20 This lil boy in Walmart just coughed by me and said "please lord l'm only 8" 13 AAREN MIKAELSON CT @Smoove_Pito - 19h This lil boy in Walmart coughed and said "please lord I'm only 8" 27 1 3 Edwin @lifesvestige 1h Replying to @PrincesssssPre “-This lil b
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    Font - em @emmakkkay helped myself to a free pint behind the bar and the security came over and said 'Ay get me one'
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    Font - 13:26 Tweet I asked my 10yo today how he was going to remember how to spell financial on his spelling test. "C as in chills. As in the chills you get when you find out the government is removing financial support from those who need it" I can finish parenting now, right?? 21:36 · 10/10/2021 · Twitter for Android 32 Likes
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    Organism - StaceyC.inKS @StaceyCKs1 | took my 11 yo daughter to get a drink at Starbucks. We watched an incredibly handsome construction worker walk across the parking lot and into the store. Do you know what that little girl said to me? “I don't know what he fixes, but mine is broken." 01:58 · 19/08/2021 · Twitter for iPhone 16.4K Retweets 2,303 Quote Tweets 24OK Likes
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    Font - Nicki Minaj ... NIC @NICKIMINAJ My cousin in Trinidad won't get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you're comfortable with ur decision, not bullied
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    Product - 器J @lcyHiccup Was in shop earlier and someone said to me "You're vaccinated aren't you" I said yes why? They replied "I knew it, You're walking around relaxed, Happy and you look amazing. I will book mine right now" Please do the right thing and #GetVaccinatedNow #CovidlsNotOver #vaccinated 18:08 · 06/08/2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Light - robert @donkfingus · 1h ... JUST HAD A JOB INTERVIEW AT TARGET AND THEY SHOWED ME A VIDEO OF ME SHOPLIFTING 1 5 thomas @takcio_ · 1h JUST HAD A JOB INTERVIEW AT TARGET AND THEY SHOWED ME A VIDEO OF ME SHOPLIFTING 7 Guy @tedoomsiCOLA 1h JUST HAD A JOB INTERVIEW AT TARGET AND THEY SHOWED ME A VIDEO OF ME SHOPLIFTING 3 teo @teoxihuitl_ · 2h JUST HAD A JOB INTERVIEW AT TARGET AND THEY SHOWED ME A VIDEO OF ME SHOPLIFTING 4 4 Mikeramp72 (STOP ASIAN HA... · 4h ..
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    Product - Unless he walks past the bins outside the casino there is 0 chance this happened Peter Slattery @PeterSlattery3. one pandemic project I made for myself was seeing if I could collect an entire deck of playing cards from finding them on the street on my daily walk. Just completed my deck last week after maybe 6 months of looking
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    Font - First Evening Star @OnaagoshinAnang Got catcalled outside of a coffee shop (yes, even wearing a mask) with my kid on my heels. My kid: "F a hole that's my mom you treat her with respect." you you slimely I'm gonna call this a parenting win.
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    Font - Clare Wenham @clarewenham 4 yr old: mummy I wish you could stop working forever and just play with us everyday Me: (feeling guilt) why did you ask me this and not your dad? 4 yr old: because he earns more money than you The awareness of gender pay gap starts young How's your weekend going? 08:00 · 06/03/2021 · Twitter for iPhone 623 Retweets 1,155 Quote Tweets 6,242 Likes
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    World - Stephen Bear @stephen_bear Tearned $1,000,000 in 12 hours click the link and subscribe to my page if you havnt already 99 stars.avn.com/hollywoodbear 0 #helpmegetto2million A DANGER stars.avn.com Stephen Bear 08:50 · 09/08/2021 · Twitter for iPhone 56 Quote Tweets 17 Likes
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    Organism - 18:25 1 ll 4G Tweet Blue Starr @bluestarrfl T have never spoken about anyone in Hollywood to my 10 year old. Sitting at dinner he says, “mom, there's something wrong with those stars in Hollywood, are they in with the devil?" We should listen to our children more... 01:55 · 26/08/2021 · Twitter for iPhone 27 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 105 Likes
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    Font - Didn't Happen of the Year Awards @_DHOTYA NOPE This is a quote from a 6 year old is e feeling amused. 10 m·8 "I had the worse day ever! My paper straw for my drink got all crumpled up so the teacher gave me a red plastic one and then I couldn't enjoy my drink knowing it was terrible for the environment...!" Disclaimer: Child has been reassured that next time he can enjoy the drink as the responsibility of saving the planet doesn't rest entirely on his shoulders... O
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    Bicycle - 100 Standing Century 100 In The Drops I have always wanted to try to knock out a 100 out of saddle century ride. Mark 1 off the bucket list ! Did the ride with no stops on <1 bottle of water & no food. Distance Elevation Gain 100.17 mi 4,751 ft Moving Time Avg Power 4:51:02 170 W Avg Speed Calories 20.7 mi/h 3,338 Cal View Analysis
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    Font - Saubers. ... Replying to @j Long ago, my 4YO daughter was exchanging questions with a man He became annoyed at her attention He called out: "Oh yeah?! Then why does it rain??!" And laughed at her Her response: "Low-pressure system" and walked away It got very quiet
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    Font - James Bembridge @TheBembridge 'My child has just made a profound observation which just happens to align with my politics.' 4K O 80k 120k
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