Rejected Tinder Nincompoop Busts Out Thesaurus, Because He Is Very Smart and Virile

Dating apps are weird. Having unfettered access to other people based on an algorithm is a strange reality. What gets even stranger is when you find yourself talking to someone who you would never choose to contact in the real world. Like this guy. Also, who in the hell gets slammed and responds with "respect your elders." Is this dude 60? Anyway, dating is weird and here are some bold and funny tinder moments.

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