Buckle up, ladies and gents because we have very timely holiday-themed animal facts this week! That's right, you already know… IT'S TURKEY DAY!
I couldn't help myself. Something about the leaves falling down from the trees and the pumpkin spice lattes wafting from coffee shop windows that literally makes me want to scream "GOBBLE GOBBLE" to anyone passing by. The best part, is that turkeys actually get to do that this time of year. Well, all times of year, really. Did you know turkeys exist outside of thanksgiving time? Ya, they do. They also do a lot of other cool stuff that you are about to read about!! Happy eating… I mean reading!
It's a bird… it's a plane… it's a…. TURKEY?! Kind of like superman, but not. That's a lot of mass to be up there defying gravity. I would love to look up and see a turkey enjoying a nice afternoon flight amongst it's bird friends.Fly like an eagle? More like fly like a turkey, but only in short bursts up to 55 mph.
It's like a permanent mood ring. For your face. Imagine if you were a turkey and in a fight with your friend. You are too scared to make something into an argument so you just pretend like everything is ok. But the thing is, YOU CAN'T. She would literally see your annoyance on your face. Green with envy takes a new form.
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