Blagojevich claims that he didn't realize his finger was loaded until he saw the child lying dead on the stage.

A Mouthful of Hilarious Cooking Memes for Amateur Chefs (April 24, 2024) 1

Overachieving employee raises KPI averages higher just so their boss misses a promotion: 'The entire sector didn't get raises that year' 2

‘I don’t work 80 hours a week when I’m paid for 40’: Boss demands new hire work overtime for free, stating employee isn't committed enough to their team 3

'If I am not employed there, the software cannot be used': Teacher wipes software from all machines before leaving for good after years of free extra labor 4

'Thou shalt not cut in line': Line-cutting Male Karen gets his comeuppance in the Drive-Thru pharmacy line 5

The Best Harry Potter Memes of the Week (April 24, 2024) 6

It shouldn't be allowed! 1

Put in your requests meow 2

Pspspsps 3

Pwease? 4

He'll catch one for us 5

So glad 6