Corporate Fails To Laugh At While You Take A Two Hour Lunch Break

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kalila courban
Dec 1, 2021 1:30 PM EST

We appreciate being employed as much as the next average Joe, though our distaste for corporate greed fills us with rage. We find that the more money a company has, the less they care about marketing themselves to the public. And such is abundantly evident in these laugh inducing corporate fails. That's okay though, we're just going to keep our heads down, take a two hour lunch, and mind our own damn business. Keep sticking it to the man, y'all. 

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    Font - NOT BEING WORTHY OF HAVING MY DRINK SPIKED! THANK U @RAPTURENIGHTCLUB all vodafone AU 4G 10:54 pm @ 1 0 75% Rapture Nightclub Typically replies in a few hours RAPTURE 10:50 PM What proof do you have of your drink being spiked. Why would anyone want to spike your drink? Did you attend a hospital and have your stomach pumped for evidence? Is this something you and your friends experience regularly? Would you like a crowd controller to hold your drink for you next time you attend a nightclub
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    Product - BeckyFS @beckyfs22 - 15h Replying to @comcast We need net neutrality to fight monopolies. I live in Portland OR--NO options but Comcast for dependable high speed internet. #netneutrality 6 15 100 @comcast · 14h Thanks for choosing us & being a customer. We want to keep it Comcast COMCAST dependable & high speed. If you need help DM @comcastcares. -Dan 6 9
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