Dad Gets Daughter Hyped For Freddie Mercury Biopic, Forgets to Tell Her the Singer is Dead and Ruins Her Life
As far as "horrible things your parents could do to you" goes this one is pretty harmless. Pretty epic of the Dad to manage to get his kids hyped about Freddie and Queen without somehow managing to tell them of his untimely, tragic passing.
Being a fan of Queen without knowing Freddie was dead would be like getting to watch Star Wars again for the first time without knowing that iconic line...
"No, I am your father..."
u/Kage11217 has nailed it on the head here. My feelings exactly.
"It's such a bizarre feeling when you watch someone discover a fact or idea that you just took for granted that it was universal knowledge." - Kage11217