The Most Ridiculous Tinder Exchanges Of The Week

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Dec 14, 2021 4:00 PM EST

Because dating app conversations take place online, people say outlandish things that they would never say IRL. Tinder seems to be the main dating app with the most ridiculous conversations, perhaps because it's the most known for being a hookup app so people say whatever is necessary to get to the point. Tinder Scaries is a Twitter account that collects the best Twitter conversations, and we're constantly on the page looking for the latest exchanges to go down on the app. Scroll down for the best of this week's batch. 

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  • 01
    Product - U have kids I do not Today 9:46 AM Like kid's? Today 10:39 AM Depends on the kid lol. Some of them are little shitheads That's like asking if I like adults
    via Tinder Scaries

    Not every kid is the same. 

  • 02
    Product - Heyy so can you give me an honest red flag about yourself? i'm only attracted to people who don't want me jeez that would make slim pickings for you cause how could anyone not want you well your cute I'm failing though cause I'm clearly showing you that I want you Brb gonna ignore for awhile oh yes love that Friday 5:24 pm Did it work do you love me Sent we're definitely getting there
    via Tinder Scaries

    Well-played, sir. 

  • 03
    Rectangle - MARCO SUPER LIKED YOU ON 5/7/21 Break my heart. Pleaseeee Today 4:48 PM Omg yessss just like this O
    via Tinder Scaries
  • 04
    Product - Sit on my face That's one way to say it I speak only the truth So whaddya say Will my head be crushed between your thighs or not Idk I'm looking to date not just hook up Word up I wish you great success and plentiful happiness Thanks Same for you Get your head crushed Thanks i'll try
    via Tinder Scaries
  • 05
    Product - Hey! You're too cute to be a girl Saturday 10:33 PM LOL the should I be a man ? Today 12:18 AM No, you should be an angel Damn you know how to talk to girl Today 12:53 AM Haha to an angel you mean? Today 10:23 AM Haha thx
    via Tinder Scaries
  • 06
    Rectangle - Hi How hard you? How are you*
    via Tinder Scaries
  • 07
    Product - hiii boo Today 7:59 PM What up b 64 miles away? Damn... Let me go on a run real quick and make that 69 Sent Today 8:31 PM you run 2.5 and I run 2.5 69 is all about compromise
    via Tinder Scaries
  • 08
    Product - Hi!! Mon, Jul 6, 2020, 10:06 PM Hey! Nice Eiffel Tower pic it going? hows Fri, Oct 2, 2020, 9:51 PM Wanna Eiffel Tower me with one of your friends
    via Tinder Scaries
  • 09
    Azure - I'm an organ donor, just so you know I can give you my heart Today 1:42 PM No thanks I'm vegetarian
    via Tinder Scaries
  • 10
    Light - Imao who's the guy in last photo? Yesterday 14:13 Which one you seeing last? Yesterday 16:00 lol your last picture? Today 01:02 My last picture is of me and the woman in yellow lol. Tinder rotates through them so no idea what you're seeing Today 08:56 no lol the colts pic? Today 12:32 Oh my friend Preston. Grew up with him Today 14:05 he's so fine lol
    via Tinder Scaries
  • 11
    Product - Wanna milk my oats Yes! Do you want to join my clash Royale clan? Sent I don't have a phone
    via Tinder Scaries
  • 12
    Product - Hey l'm a turtle and l'm not feeling so well I'm missing my armor, will you be Michelle? Sent Apr 26, 2017, 11:25 PM What the hell
    via Tinder Scaries

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