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Happy (Almost) 100th Birthday To Betty White: A Tribute With Quotes And Best Moments

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    “Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep, nine if you’re ugly.”

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    Classic comedy sketch of Ryan Reynolds and Betty White from behind the scenes of 'The Proposal"

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    “My mother always used to say, ‘The older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a banana.’”

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    Here's a look at some of her best moments, including a memorable '80s career retrospective on "This Is Your Life."

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    “I may be a senior, but so what? I’m still hot.”

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    “So you may not be as fast on your feet, and the image in your mirror may be a little disappointing, but if you are still functioning and not in pain, gratitude should be the name of the game."

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    The Great Herring War

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    “Since I am turning 99,” she said last year, “I can stay up as late as I want without asking permission.”

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    Betty White & Johnny Carson in Funny Skit as Adam and Eve - Carson Tonight Show

    If Johnny Carson was going to take his shirt off for a sketch, better call Betty White. She once played Jane to his Tarzan after years of a disgruntled marriage, and in this sketch, she uses her often smutty sense of humor to bat around some balls with a nude Carson in a baseball locker room.

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    Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”

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    David Letterman tells Betty she is just like his mother, she does not take that well.

    White has been a talk show staple for so many decades that it isn't crazy to think she reminds us of a mother or grandmother. But later in her life, she found enough attitude that she could make even David Letterman blush.

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    “I have no regrets at all. None. I consider myself to be the luckiest old broad on two feet.”

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