Awkward Wedding Objections That People Witnessed

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Eric Lund
Dec 15, 2021 6:00 PM EST

Being at a bad wedding is an absolute trip. Seeing some relatives hold their tongues while one drunk aunt go off on how much of a bum she thinks the groom is can be awkward as hell. But even those weddings don't usually result in a straight up objection moments. It's not that much fun in the moments, but it definitely becomes a story. Here are some wedding fails brought about by poor choices.

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  • 01
    Font - vogera · 13 hr. ago 4 S My dad marrying his third wife. My step brother and I were in the wedding party. He was about 6, I was 10. The preacher asks if anyone objects and my brother raises his hand so very politely. My dad asks why, and my step brother replies, "because I want you to promise to take me fishing whenever I want, first."
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    Font - ShoddyEvent420 · 11 hr. ago My cousin was marrying a Korean guy she went to grad school with. His family had come in from abroad and were sitting all together on one side of the room. When they got to the objection part, this Korean girl yells out "NO!" and stands up and starts screaming in Korean at the groom. As everyone is trying to figure out what the hell is going on, an old lady calmly walks up to the girl and slaps her face. The girl starts sobbing as some more older women grab her
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    Smile - Day283 - 12 hr. ago 2 e2 3 I was at my cousin's wedding and someone screamed at the top of their lungs "OBJECTION, your honor" because my cousin is a judge.
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    Rectangle - TheseVirginEars · 12 hr. ago First wedding in Vegas, found a homeless guy to be a witness in exchange for a sandwich from subway, objected because it didn't have olives like he wanted. RIP
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    Rectangle - Any_Lake_288 · 9 hr. ago My dad's seen an objection - he volunteers at a church. The bride and groom were siblings, and their father hadn't told them until he objected (I believe he was estranged to both of them). They already had a kid apparently.
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    Font - Peteat6 · 10 hr. ago Priest here. Where I am, the only objection people can make is a legal one. It doesn't matter if they merely don't approve. I had one objection at a wedding, where the person who spoke claimed the groom was already married. That's enough to stop the wedding. Turned out they were Serbian (which I knew) and didn't know our legal system. The groom hadn't realised the church wedding was also the legal wedding, so they'd married each other in a civil ceremony a few days be
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    Font - Dorothy_The_Winosaur · 12 hr. ago My ex-wifes Aunt said to me on the wedding day... you dont have to do this ya know I should have listened
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    Font - BazzaSmith - 8 hr. ago Not someone who had someone object at their wedding, but.... My older sister torments me about the second wedding I went to as a kid (first being my parents wedding). Apparently attention seeking 4 year old me thought this gap of silence needed to be filled with my best cookie monster impression, so during the silence I yelled "Cookie Monster om nom nom nom." Obviously everyone looked around at me in shock for breaking the silence, before the bride and most of the c
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    Font - nutrap · 4 hr. ago My wife's uncle (who owned the farm we were getting married) stood up at the objection part. Immediately, his son (who was the man of honor) yelled at him to sit down. To his credit he did. For about 12 seconds then stood up again. He objected because there was a big f king storm coming up the driveway and about to smack the ceremony and all of our hurrying couldn't beat it. My wife made it inside before getting drenche...no one else did. Got married inside instead.
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    Font - Mental_Vacation - 5 hr. ago S My husbands (now former) female best friend said, "you know his parents prefer me. They want me to marry him but I turned him down" the morning of my wedding. My ILs hate her.
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    Font - bourbonisall - 5 hr. ago e3 Not my wedding but at a friends, a family member paid some kid $20 to run in and say "Daddy don't marry that woman!" like it was his child. Did not go over well as a prank at all...
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    Font - anewae · 6 hr. ago Not an official objection, but when my mum was marrying my dad, my grandpa (her dad) circled her around the church over and over again telling her he didn't have to stop, she didn't have to go in, and they could just drive away. It didn't work. They're still married 30+ years later. Eventually grandpa learned to like dad.
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  • 13
    Plant - UnethicalFood 8 hr. ago Two people objected. The best man shot one and the bride shot the other. We were married on stage at a pirate festival, it was awesome.
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    Font - i8bonelesschicken - 12 hr. ago My dad objected leading upto my wedding. Even went as far as making a Facebook(he's 60+) and letting a bunch of people know he was against it. There was no way he could object at the wedding cause he didn't come.
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    Font - SonDontPlay - 11 hr. ago · edited 10 hr. ago On my first wife my entire family objected, they said I was making a bad choice They were right, I shouldn't have married her. So happy I divorced her 2 years later...honestly should have divorced her sooner, honestly shouldn't have married her to begin with. Thank god I had no kids with her.
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    Font - seitancauliflower 11 hr. ago · edited 2 hr. ago When I was a kid, I wanted to object at my cousin's wedding because his bride-to-be was mean. They're still married 30 years later and she's still an awful person. Everyone knows he won't leave because she'd keep his daughters from him.
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