"Not My Job" Moments of Occupational Laziness

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Eric Lund
Jan 1, 2022 8:00 PM EST

There's no greater feeling of satisfaction than seeing a job well done. Okay, there's one exception. It happens on a Friday afternoon, about a half hour before the weekend starts. Then someone gives you one final task that's supposed to take a little longer than a half hour. You think to yourself: "This is not going to be done well, and I hope everyone knows this." For some more, here are some "not my job" moments and unprofessional design choices.

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    Wood - UPS Man, We are home. Please knock loudly. Thanks, Mr. & Mrs. Currier UPS intutic
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    Nose - Everyone should (idk wtf she said here) bubbie: A+ subtitles a til-f Source: bubbie
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    Motor vehicle - NOTICE: The patio is currently not open because it is closed.
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    Watch - Who fixes a clock like this?? theglasscat: this image is probably the most accurate visual representation of the United States education system
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    Rectangle - Lynne Murphy @lynneguist When the Welsh flag is beyond your artistic capabilities. (The Druids pub, Brighton) DRAGON SAT 23* FRANCE V SCOTLAND 14. 15 WALES V 16.45 ENGLAND SUN 24* ITALY V IRE LAND 15.00 SIXONATIONS 1:55 PM · Feb 23, 2019
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    Atmosphere
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    Sports uniform - Amphibious pitcher makes debut "You're sure that's the right word?" "Like, 80% sure, yeah." "Print it." ICOuver. He was replaced by Tatjana Haenni, they are unconcerned, trusting a process. "Everybody, don't freak MLB Goa used i Venditte becomes first pitcher in 20 years to pitch with both arms in MLB game By HOWARD ULMAN Associated Press Lend 29 BOSTON Pat Venditte took - s warmup pitches in his major debut with his right arm. And ague left. The ambidextrous pitcher entered gam
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    Fire alarm system - ALARM WILL ROT OPERAT ealing INSTALLED ON: he DO NOT REMOVE
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    Smile - Walmart Saratoga Springs - Old Gick Rd ... 13 mins · O Here at store Saratoga Springs, we have some pretty cool people. We would like to thank associate's name! Thanks for doing such a great job, associate's name. We appreciate you! #WalmartFamily Fine Jewelry Dapping Poug Walmart SARS Aociane
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    Tire - 3 SPEED LIMIT
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    Finger - Order No: 4924533 Address: I Delivery Instructions: It's a surprise party for my mother and we live togetherSo please can the box not look obvious it's party supplies
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    Food
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    Wood
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    Brown - Sandi Mann @SandiPsych Recently invited to speak at a conference and was asked which of my two affiliations I preferred to go on my name tag. Probably University of Central Lancashire, I replied. So that's what they put. Sandi Mann Psychologist Probably University of Central Lancashire 1:50 PM Apr 25, 2018
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    Blue
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    Building
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    Automotive tire - 5971-2 J加
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    Textile - This is how @darazpk delivered my Rs. 6000 carbon fiber violin bow to me. Broken in half to fit their tiny plastic wrapping
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    Product - Drid Brid $1.19 THIS ITEM IS REDUCED DUE TO MISSPELLING OF THE WORD BIRD. THANK YOU.
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    Cloud - K47
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    Food - Japanese brown sauce fish NIT 260 NT3 Dfgjkghjf Hdfhd 150
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    Font - < Josh's Frogs Pinhead Banded Crickets (1000 Count) Kirsten Dobner ** * Terrible terrible terrible September 23, 2015 Verified Purchase Tell me how shipping crickets in this way makes any sense at all. I opened the box and my house was flooded with hundreds of tiny crickets the size of coffee grounds. I am disgusted. 40 people found this helpful Helpful Report
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    Food - Jimmy's Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood JIMMIS nmous Be sure to try our vegan options. 7597A 8/29/18, 1:43 PM 27 Retweets 486 Likes BioBinaryTrader @kenser80 · 12h Replying to @JimmysSeafood Just so you guys know. Feta cheese is not vegan. Might want to look into that Q2 Jimmy's Famous Seafood Yeah we really don't care. @Ji... 12h IMMYS amous Cenfaed
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    Handle - OC
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    Green
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    White - Fitting Rooms Probado 2 for 10
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