The 24 Most Insane Things Parents Have Had to Tell Their Children

Let's face it, kids are some weird little demons sometimes.

These feral mini humans are hard to keep tabs on and even harder to control sometimes. i mean, not that I have kids, but the way I see them acting in public makes me less inclined, especially after imagining what they must be like behind closed doors. Well, this pretty much reaffirms my fears of what terrors kids can be and I'm not sure what to think.

WTF little dudes.