People Ponder What Ridiculous Luxuries They’d Have If They Were Stupid Rich

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Ally Perry • Writer and Editor
Jan 13, 2022 1:00 PM EST

If youth is wasted on the young, then lots of money is definitely wasted on the super rich. Ugly mansions? Uglier NFTs? Vanity project space missions? Boring! Having all those billions clearly doesn't buy you creativity. 

Ironically, the people who really know how to spend a lot of cash with pizzazz are the ones who don't have it. When @ThatChris1209 asked his Twitter followers what dumb, luxurious thing they'd spend their money, they didn't disappoint. If these replies are anything to go by, inside every poor to medium well-off person is an eccentric uber-capitalist just waiting to go wild. If only our dreams could become reality.


 

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    Smile - Chris Deeley @ThatChris1209 If you were obscenely rich, what's the one silly luxury you'd go for? I reckon l'd never wash my own hair again.
    via ThatChris1209
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    Leg - RA Raker Design KER @Raker316 Replying to @ThatChris1209 Brand new socks everyday
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    Font - Danny Smith @dBoi_massive Replying to @ThatChris1209 I sill find it bizarre that it's nearly 2022 and we have to manually dry ourselves when getting out the shower. Like, why is there no invention that goes around your door that air drys your whole body?
    via dBoi_massive
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    Product - William Kedjanyi @KeejayOV3 Replying to @ThatChris1209 An entire fleet of racehorses
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    Font - kate flood @KateFlood Replying to @ThatChris1209 i would want some wild activity centre - swimming pool, climbing wall, running track, i would have it all
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    Font - Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff Replying to @ThatChris1209 The most absurdly comfortable dressing gown known to man. Not one that even exists right now l'd commission a team of scientists to work on it to make sure it was foolproof
    via RossMcCaff
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    Font - Ivan Pope @ivan007 Replying to @ThatChris1209 I've always thought if I was filthy rich l'd have hot water to flush my toilets because what is the point of obscene wealth if you can't do something utterly pointless with it. Ciprian @cipnt This wouldn't be pointless: hot water would be better at killing bacteria and would also increase molecular agitation which would be more effective cleaning
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    Font - Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic Replying to @ThatChris1209 Big house in the country and a flat in the dead centre of town Ellen @ellcol This, with a full set of absolutely everything I need at each one because the whole business of transporting and unpacking stuff is tedious and I want nothing more to do with it
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    Organism - James Benge O @jamesbenge Replying to @ThatChris1209 How much do you think Wikipedia would charge for every notable figure, living or dead, to have a section added to their page entitled "Benge's view"?
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    Organism - Carl Anka O @Ankaman616 Replying to @ThatChris1209 Custom clothing. Archiving. Buy up and protect local media. Find a sport where it'd be reasonable to become the best in the world at with the right training. Go get said training.
    via Ankaman616
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    Font - Shaun Chavis @ShaunChavis Replying to @ThatChris1209 l'd want fresh flowers in the house on a regular basis, in pretty much every room. I might need a personal florist. Also, I love tomatoes, so l'd have to have an obscene tomato garden with tomatoes of every color and size, and a gardener to grow them.
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    Font - DenzilJAKA (he/him/ef): @DenzilJAKA Replying to @ThatChris1209 I would like a swimming pool, with different areas and tiled slides and underwater passageways and fountains and room for inflatable toys and also a channel for laps around the edge. It has to be swimming pool blue, but with a pink and white greek key design. Self cleaning.
    via DenzilJAKA
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    Gesture - Mia @Mialovescurry Replying to @ThatChris1209 I think l'd really like someone to just live for me. Just to do it all. All the living.
    via Mialovescurry
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    Organism - may-li khoe @mayli Replying to @ThatChris1209 I would delegate the straightening out of those stupid "cookies" inside my sports bras that come out all twisted from the wash
    via mayli
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    Plant - *2020-Sh#t got wild. @BMoreDaviano Replying to @ThatChris1209 Since a kid I wanted one of these bad boys in my housee Might get it anyway lol Coca-Cola CLASSIC Minuje Mald Coke Sprite Reppe CocaCola
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    Font - OIBIIDIO @clovermaude Replying to @ThatChris1209 Not a silly luxury - more a necessity. l'd have a harpist wake me every morning by playing lovely tunes - appearing in the far corner of my suite of rooms on a through floor lift, rotating 360 and slowly returning through the floor. Simple.
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    Font - Prairie Rose Clayton 2 @hoover_dam Replying to @ThatChris1209 Oh, I'ma buy a white truffle the size of a softball and eat it like an apple, no question
    via hoover_dam

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