Delusional Boyfriend Feels 'Emasculated' Because GF Wouldn't Let Him Fight A Mugger

The OP in this story asks if she is the (more gentle) butt-face as opposed to the a$$hole in this tale. She and her boyfriend wanted some fresh air and took an evening walk. They knew this was risky because of the crime rate in their neighborhood. But the boyfriend persisted that he would 'protect her' if something bad happened. Well something bad did happen. They were approached by a man with a knife demanding they hand over their wallets. OP's instict was to give the wallet up and get away safely. She remembered John Mulaney's 'street smarts advice; to throw the wallet and run. But her Boyfriend decided to engage in an argument with the mugger instead. OP was mortified by this choice as the mugger had a weapon. While her boyfriend was stupidly getting ready to fight - OP took all of her important belongings out of the wallet and then threw it for the mugger. Her BF was pissed that she took over the situation. The moral judges of Reddit are having a field day with this one. 

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