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Atherton is the Home of the World's Dumbest First World Problems, if You Can Believe These Ridiculous Newspaper Clips

Redditor HesterLee gathered these clips from the police blotter of Atherton, California, where "the average house costs $4 million." Look below, and see what constitutes "suspicious" activity and grave danger according to some of the most entitled people in the United States

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