Twitter's Got Some Goddamn Food Tips That'll Blow Your Goddamn Mind

I literally can't believe how wrong you've been eating. It's, like, kind of amazing you've even lasted this long. Think about it, while you've been wasting ketchup and using the wrong amount of pasta, there are people on this planet who have been cuttin' checks and snappin' necks.

Do you want to start wheelin' and dealin' with the big boys? Of course, you do.

Check out these food tips from Twitter that'll make you a happier and more successful human being.

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Stop wasting ketchup.

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Everything has a purpose, ok?

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This means more dishes tho
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Stop getting milk on your fingers. YOU'RE AN ADULT.

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This should be in every house.
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I don't know if this is a tip.

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