49 Honest Brand Slogans That Just Make Sense

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    Cartoon - Twister Spin your way to second base!
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    Text - VICTORIA'S SECRET Lowering a Woman's Self-Esteem Since 1977
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    Text - LevI's Wearable Napkins
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    Logo - Hamburger HELPER MOM'S TIRED
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    Text - HIR TELEVISION
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    Green - rich people water.
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    Logo - KICKSTARTER get money for absolutely anything
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    Text - BuzzFeeD Nobody cares which Disney character you'd be.
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    Text - MARKSALOT TAKE A BIG WHIFF EVERY TIME YOU OPEN IT.
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    Font - mart We StilI Exist
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    Logo - We serve you decaf if you're rude.
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    Text - NETFLIX SPEND MORE TIME SEARCHING THAN ACTUALLY WATCHING
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    Logo - redbox IT'S NOT ON NETFLIX YET
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    Yellow - BiC You probably didn't buy it.
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    Logo - pepsi is pepsi okay?
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    Product - THE NORTH FACE for outdoor adventures across school campus
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    Logo - UNDER ARMOUR WEAR IT T0 FEEL ATHLETIC
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    Natural foods - Hidden Valley Ranch THE ORIGINAL Makes vegetables bad for you
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    Text - Denny's Everything else is closed.
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    Text - MCNOPOLY A GREAT WAY TO RUIN FRIENDSHIPS
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    Natural foods - Applebees for when you're too lazy to prepare your own frozen food
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    Logo - 6 Fruity Flavors Fla-VorIce There will be blood
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    Logo - guilt trip Ceokies
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    Logo - COMCAST just try leaving us...
  • 25
    Line - Adobe Acrobat TM TM "Would you like to update?"
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    Motor vehicle - UHAUL No Experience Driving A Large Truck? Good Luck!
  • 27
    Text - Cheerios cardboard rings
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    Logo - TACO BELL ALSO OPEN WHEN YOU'RE SOBER.
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    Text - APRISUN ALL NATURAL Careful not to poke a hole through the back
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    Logo - KLONDIKE All you have to do for a Klondike Bar is go out and buy one.
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    Cartoon - KootAid SugarWater
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    Font - Men'sHealth Every issue promises perfect abs
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    Blue - JANSPORT The Forever Backpack.
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    Logo - RITA Tiny edible plates.
  • 35
    Text - You Tube Don't Read the Comments
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    Product - WD-40 NEVER AROUND WHEN YOU NEED IT. www.HonestSlogans.com
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    Text - ChapStick You'll misplace it before the tube's empty.
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    Font - GARMIN DRIVE YOURSELF INTO A LAKE
  • 39
    Text - MAY BELLINE MAYBE IT S PHOT OSHO P
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    Text - Cards Against Humanity Apples to Apples Satan What would happen if and had a baby
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    Text - Crest. SLWHITE TM WHITESTRIPS® Teeth So White, They Can't Dance
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    Text - ХВОХ LIVE Find out who your mother's been sleeping with
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    Logo - TRADER JOE'S The poor man's Whole Foods.
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    Junk food - lay's BRAND Flavored Air
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    Logo - Sidky transforms into a tangled metal mess within minutes!
  • 46
    Product - AXE MAKES ALL THE WOMEN FLOCK... AWAY FROM YOU.
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    Logo - BURGER KING HAVE IT YOUR WAY: EAT SOMEWHERE ELSE
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    Green - SIMS The MAKE YOUR SIMS PEE THEMSELVES AND YELL AT THE SKY
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    Text - Dint Devi Terrorize your pets.

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