Tired Dad Caught Eating Slice Of Cake Alone In Car, Wife Fumes At Him For Being 'Dramatic'

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kalila courban
Jan 19, 2022 8:00 PM EST

Parents and partners everywhere know that life changes when you settle down. First, there's marriage and sharing your home space with another individual whose preferences are likely not identical to yours. Those little private moments you used to have before you shared a bedroom with another person are long gone. And when the kids start coming, you can kiss your personal space goodbye! We get it, this tired dad wanted a moment to himself with his slice of cake, and we cannot blame him. We do though, recommend eating it next time in the grocery store parking lot and getting rid of the evidence.

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    Rectangle - Posted by u/Independent-Pause-11 10 hours ago 9. 28 S 21 14.7k AITA for eating cake in my car so I didn't have to share with my wife and kids?
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    Handwriting - I acknowledge, as a father and husband, that a lot of things that were singularly mine before just aren't. Wife steals my clothes, wife and kids steal my food, kids steal my phone, I'm fine with it (most of the time), but I just needed one thing to myself without hurting feelings and making someone cry because everybody is sensitive in this house..including me.
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    Font - I bought a single-serve piece of cake and ate it in my car without any wife sneaking bits or kids licking the chocolate from the top. Unfortunately got caught, wife is upset with me for going so far as to eat cake while hiding in my car and called me dramatic when I told her my reasoning. Am I? 1873 Comments Award 97% Upvoted •..
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    Font - Jovet_Hunter 10 hr. ago Let me introduce you to a marvelous concept: decoy chocolate. You get your super special treat, you buy a large amount of the cheapest chocolate the partner/kids eat. Throw it at them and while the vultures are distracted inhale your treat. 8.9k Reply Share •..
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    Font - SimplySam4210 · 10 hr. ago 276 Pooperintendant [54] 8. & 2 More NTA, but rookie mistake. Next time, eat it in the parking lot of where you bought it and use the outside trash can to throw away the evidence. Source: My ex tried to eat everything I bought. 31.8k Reply Share •..
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    Font - Murky_Advice· 9 hr. ago And pay only in cash so the purchase can't be seen/tracked. 748 J Reply Share •..
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    Font - Kalidian089 · 9 hr. ago And also make sure to keep the face mask on and wear a hooded sweater and/or baseball cap. Bring a change of clothes so you can discard all clothing worn during the offense so no video evidence can be traced back to you. 712 Reply Share •..
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    Font - JustKindaHappenedxx · 9 hr. ago Partassipant [1] Lol, yes! I am guilty of eating things in the car before getting home, or in the bathroom (yes sometimes I'm desperate!). NTA. As a partner and a parent, sometimes you just need something just for you. 273 Reply Share •..
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    Font - popchex · 9 hr. ago This is what I do. I've also gone and picked up lunch and driven to the beach (I live on the coast) and just sat there on the foreshore and ate, in peace, with only water and no people. *sigh*
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    Font - auntiecoagulent · 9 hr. ago Literally every mother on the face of the earth has done this in the super market parking lot. NTA
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