Alcohol (or weed) can be a fabulous form of social lubrication when going out on a dreaded first date but overindulgence is rarely a good idea and often leads to complete and udder embarrassment, but can also result in stories that are funny as shit. This is especially true when you are on a first date and want to make a good first impression.
Throwing up at the table, passing out on a toilet, falling out of your chair, losing your teeth, or having your edible hit too hard are all things we would preferably avoid when trying to make meaningful romantic connections, but hey, things happen. Take it from these women who were kind enough to share their hilarious horror stories of when their drunken debauchery was revealed to a poor unsuspecting victim while on a first date.
We have teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to share 10 hilariously bad things that happened when they decided to hit the bottle a little TOO hard on a first date. Do you have a bad/funny/super cringe-worthy story about getting entirely too shit-faced on a first date? Share that shit here. We would very much appreciate it!
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