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They Asked For It: 24 People Who Wanted a Roasting and Roasting They Got

Everyone enjoys a good roast, including the roasted. 

So these brave Redditors decided to take the slings and arrows of their compatriots and asked to be roasted. Apparently, you don't have to twist their arm. 

Here's 24 people who wanted a roasting and a roasting they got. 

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    Room - H thespartan188 1033 points 2 days ago You look like an unfinished Wallace and Gromit figure
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    Face - 512 H Lovelsaburningthing6 points 6 days ago You're like the stereotypical spoiled son of every villain in every animated movie I've ever seen
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    Face - HNecroKilic150 points 1 day ago The only thing darker than the underside of your eyes, is the shit poetry you write for your blog.
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    Art - AORSTNE HSapples23 Hung Sol 2 points an hour ago It's like you tooka lesson from your dad and just decided to leave.
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    Neck - RCAST ME HOveraHype 21 points 5 hours ago You're the type of guy to ask girls to sit on his face because his nose is bigger than his dick
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    Mineral - Me H treydecker Verified Roastee 4 points 3 hours ago You enjoy playing "Wookie Cookie" Ove sIN MONNOG NoSNe
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    Shoulder - HHaort 57 points 12 hours ago Proof that some chick posing without pants in her boyfriend's shirt/jacket isn't always attractive. R/ROOSHM
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    Face - H tempestae 258 points 5 days ago You look like one of the girls Liam Neeson didn't bother to save in Taken A ROAST Me 37
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    Job - ast HSapples23 Hung Solo 6 points an hour ago You look like you can whistle while smiling wno L
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    Product - Ubersensal Verified Roastee 10 points 2 hours ago You look like a fugly version of the villain on the Fifth Element. r/RoastMe
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    Jacket - trumpet butt 1303 points 23 hours ago the way you managed to squeeze that much ugly into just 18 years is a real testament to the Russian work ethic It/roastme WORLD WARERAFT MUSTCPANAL H
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    Face - Hear7breaker 183 points 2 days ago Shakespeare said: "Eyes are the window to the sour And hers are me the Medicine cabinet is filled with Anti-psychotic meds. telling kroostme LAX ONIVER BAMA A AM
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    Face - H Pick Locks Get Money Verified Roastbee 245 points 5 days ago It's easy to address the elephant in the room because she's wearing a circus tent #roastne
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    Hair - Want to be a model but do I have what it takes? HOwMyPancr3as 203 points 1 day ago Almost. Now you just need to be attractive.
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    Photography - Bring it on! 19, avionics engineer, H thespartan188376 points 2 days ago Avionics engineer so she can build a plane that can finally land on her forehead
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    Job - POAST ME H Sapples23 Hung Solo 109 points 2 days ago You look like you're so used to laying on your back with your feet up that you forgot how to use a chair
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    Community - H Finnegan TheGoldenGod points 5 days ago 1122 If Trident and Wrigley's merged you'd still have more gums.
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    Face - Roast me H Bigbohn 310 points 1 day ago Your face looks like it was accidentally set to widescreen
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    Barechested - Roast me all you want, but you know I'm better than you. H ClitoralHoodlum 105 points 4 days ago The only thing youre better than anyone at is ignoring the concept of consent
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    Face - I'm 26, Have a BS in art, and live with my parents, bring it on- H Pick Locks Get Money Verified Roastbee 280 points 2 days ago Only your couch thinks you're a great impressionist
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    Face - H scruntfuttock93 points days ago You look like you play Words With Friends on single player
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    Text - I'm a 16 year old italian model living in sweden. Cook me like i cook pasta H ModelMade 828 points 6 days ago The before model for lazy eye correction surgery
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    Face - I've dished out a few roasts, let's see if I can take the heat. submitted 3 hours ago by RyanM104 Venified Roastee 38 comments share HSapples23 Hung Sol 5 points 2 hours ago Despite dishing out a few roasts, the only flair you'll ever get is "verified roastee" :r/RoastMe
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    Yellow - RonT H Sapples23Hung Solo 117 points 5 days ago You look like the brush from an automated car wash
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