*beep* Captain's Log (No cloo wot dey): Ai has landed in ah sterange lan. Deh peepuls heer verry hooge. Won of dem has taken ah suddun laiking too me. Insistedd on pooting meh in ah tynee spas liek dwelling not unliek mai own back on deh muvver planet.

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